12/08/2026
AN IMPORTANT HOT WEATHER ANNOUNCEMENT FROM INKAHOLICS & TANAHOLICS
Well… would you look at that….The big yellow bastard has actually turned up again.
……Blue skies, proper heat, everyone suddenly wandering around in shorts exposing parts of their body that haven’t seen daylight since about 2019…And naturally…whenever the weather gets like this, you’ll hear all the usual sensible advice:
Wear a decent SPF.
Drink plenty of water.
Don’t spend all day roasting yourself like a supermarket rotisserie chicken.
Look after your skin.
All excellent advice.
But here at Inkaholics & Tanaholics, we feel there’s one important piece of skin-care information that the medical profession continues to completely overlook…
HAVE YOU CONSIDERED DECORATING IT?
Think about it.
You’ve been given roughly two square metres of perfectly usable human canvas and you’re just walking around with huge sections of it BLANK?!
In THIS economy?!….Seems wasteful to us.
Obviously we’re not saying tattoos actually protect you from the sun.
That would be medically irresponsible.
What we ARE saying is that a massive badass tattoo covering half your arm definitely makes you feel like you’ve taken appropriate action.
And if tattoos aren’t on today’s agenda, there’s always Tanaholics …..because there’s a world of difference between gradually building a sensible tan and lying in the garden at midday until your shoulders resemble two slices of Billy Bear fu**in ham.
Whichever side you’re visiting us for…. FFS!!,…LOOK AFTER YOUR SKIN.
Fresh tattoos and blazing sunshine are absolutely NOT BEST MATES……keep new work covered, follow your aftercare properly and don’t cook the fu**in thing because you’ve waited six months for some sunshine!!
Same goes for tanning.
More isn’t better.
Red isn’t a tan.
Burning yourself isn’t “getting a good base.”
We love skin at the studio!.
Tanaholics makes it glow.
Inkaholics makes it a s**t ton more interesting.
….So enjoy this absolutely gorgeous weather, get outside, be responsible drink some water, slap the SPF on…and if at any point you look down and notice an offensively large patch of undecorated skin…
YOU KNOW WHERE WE ARE.
INKAHOLICS × TANAHOLICS
Protect it. Respect it. Tan it responsibly. Tattoo the f**k out of it