27/04/2026
We warmly invite you to audition for our upcoming production of A Very Expensive Poison, by Lucy Prebble.
Auditions are on:
Saturday 9th May 3pm St Giles Hall
Wednesday 13th May 7:30pm St Margaret’s Institute
All experience levels welcome, no monologues required.
If you can’t make these dates, email us at [email protected] and we’ll try to arrange another time for you!
Performances 27th-31st October
ABOUT THE PLAY
A smash-hit West End success, A Very Expensive Poison is a darkly comic tale of Kremlin scheming, chaotic hit men and ruthless politicking that led to one of the most famous assassinations of modern times.
Full of theatrical invention and with a wide range of fascinating roles, A Very Expensive Poison deconstructs events leading up the death of Alexander Litvinenko – despite the best efforts of our ‘host’ Vladimir Putin to persuade us “there’s nothing to see here”.
Roles (any gender, unless specified)
Alexander Litvinenko (30s-40s, male) – reluctant campaigner for truth (note: you will not be required to shave your head for this role)
Marina Litvinenko (30s-40s, female) – passionate defender of her family
Vladimir Putin (40s-50s, male) – corrupt autocrat of Russia
Inspector Hyatt (30s-60s) – local cop who finds himself in an international scandal
Boris Bereszovsky (40s-60s) – larger-than-life oligarch
Andrei Lugovi & Dimitri Kovtun (any age) – dubiously skilled hit men
Detective Sergeant Hoar (any age) – dutiful cop
Emmerson (any age) – Bowie-loving solicitor
We are also looking for 3-4 performers to play a range of FSB agents, oligarchs, doctors and lawyers.