Iridescentfox

Iridescentfox Satire, humour, original poetry, short stories and cynical ramblings.

And I said I would savour every secondThick fingers tracing, grippingRock, delicate, contours wornBy rivulets, rain and ...
12/05/2022

And I said I would savour every secondThick fingers tracing, grippingRock, delicate, contours wornBy rivulets, rain and ruin Breathing deeply with everyGasp, gulping down fresh airThick with opportunity and possibilityWarm, tickling the lungs Every crisp, fresh, greenBlade of artificially wateredGrass, drenched by mechanical meansMan's interference in his environment Holding tight to the rail and peering…...

And I said I would savour every secondThick fingers tracing, grippingRock, delicate, contours wornBy rivulets, rain and ruin Breathing deeply with everyGasp, gulping down fresh airThick with opport…

The first time I post in 3 years, it was not worth the wait.
09/09/2020

The first time I post in 3 years, it was not worth the wait.

The first time I post in 3 years, it was not worth the wait.

Following the Conservatives' recent call to review hunting legislation, top ministers within the fox coalition have been...
07/06/2017

Following the Conservatives' recent call to review hunting legislation, top ministers within the fox coalition have been desperately working to sway public opinion. In this leaked media pack, acquired by The Daily Fail, it is clear to see that the United Fox Union of United Foxes has been sufficiently rattled by the threat of a new Conservative government. The media pack, which also features an inordinate number of pirated episodes of… [ 300 more words ]

https://iridescentfoxblog.wordpress.com/2017/06/07/high-ranking-fox-officials-scramble-to-hastily-launch-new-media-campaign/

Following the Conservatives’ recent call to review hunting legislation, top ministers within the fox coalition have been desperately working to sway public opinion. In this leaked media pack,…

As the Irmscher grilled Corsa hove into view, onlookers could only wonder at what this unidentifiable, hitherto unseen a...
11/05/2017

As the Irmscher grilled Corsa hove into view, onlookers could only wonder at what this unidentifiable, hitherto unseen automobile could be. Whilst some speculated that an Arab sheikh could be visiting their humble town, others were convinced Top Gear were testing the latest unobtainable hypercar. Devoid of its Vauxhall, Corsa and 1.2 badges, the small black hatchback wafted sublimely through suburban Hertford, delighting the populace with a glimpse at how the other half live.

https://iridescentfoxblog.wordpress.com/2017/05/11/debadged-car-stuns-starstruck-locals-with-rare-glimpse-of-exotic-luxury/

As the Irmscher grilled Corsa hove into view, onlookers could only wonder at what this unidentifiable, hitherto unseen automobile could be. Whilst some speculated that an Arab sheikh could be visit…

EncoreLet’s leave the cityLeave it wanting moreAn ovation innovationFor once not honouring the encoreRun flat out on our...
08/05/2017

Encore

Let’s leave the city
Leave it wanting more
An ovation innovation
For once not honouring the encore
Run flat out on our flat feet
To a place where we can find
Some semblance of self

Sit beneath the trees in the old orchard
And who cares if they’re rotten
Or if this dry grass is long dead
Wiry, dried out and gone
We can still breathe the air
Where we had fewer cares
And brighter skies
Those stars flickered through
With no smog to obscure

To hold back a heartbeat
Or a celestial body
To grasp either in one’s
Hand is not for the likes of us
So live and let live
To die another day
A long time from now
As we stroke our fingers through the dew
And the dirt

We’ll be glad we never outstayed our
Welcome and a welcome home
When we reach that front door
Would always wait for us
When we returned from
The bright lights and tight streets

Charging breakneck through fields
With a sense of finality and urgency
We urge ourselves on
Toward the tower, sat alone
On a hill as it always had
Since long before we burst forth
And will be long after we’re gone
All of us

Let’s leave the leaves
The grass, the skies
Leave the country wanting more

Posts about Conflagration poems written by iridescentfox

5 top tips to really help you take the fight to the giant anthropomorphic otters who currently scourge the river ways of...
01/04/2017

5 top tips to really help you take the fight to the giant anthropomorphic otters who currently scourge the river ways of north Suffolk Learn to fight. Now this seems rather obviously really but when you’re facing up to an 8ft tall, 300lb otter dressed in boiled leather and dual wielding sabres, you really need to step up your game. Take a few weeks to learn a martial art, perhaps mix some disciplines such as fencing with jujitsu, allowing you to parry off initial attacks from the whirling twin blades, before getting to grips with your furry adversary. [ 628 more words ]

https://iridescentfoxblog.wordpress.com/2017/04/01/5-top-tips-to-fight-otters

5 top tips to really help you take the fight to the giant anthropomorphic otters who currently scourge the river ways of north Suffolk   Learn to fight. Now this seems rather obviously really …

My four poetry collections are available for £4 each or all for £10
15/03/2017

My four poetry collections are available for £4 each or all for £10

Overweight, unemployed and with a heavy regional accent, Barry Turrell, 39, expressed his great surprise at yet again fa...
10/03/2017

Overweight, unemployed and with a heavy regional accent, Barry Turrell, 39, expressed his great surprise at yet again failing to win the Postcode Lottery. Staring balefully at the advert running in the first break slot in You’ve Been Framed! Animal Gold! Turrell, a former supermarket cashier, was heard to mutter “bloody joke”. When asked to expand upon his thoughts Turrell smeared Value Tortilla dust from his left hand and wiped his nose, “Oi jus think its bluddy daft that they is always sayin’ there are these big prizes an’ all but I ain’t seen owt”. [ 193 more words ]

https://iridescentfoxblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/10/dimwitted-common-man-cannot-believe-he-is-yet-to-win-the-postcode-lottery

Overweight, unemployed and with a heavy regional accent, Barry Turrell, 39, expressed his great surprise at yet again failing to win the Postcode Lottery. Staring balefully at the advert running in…

All I want for Christmas…is to become a squirrel! Deranged fraudster who pocketed £4,950,000 claiming she struggled to l...
03/03/2017

All I want for Christmas…is to become a squirrel! Deranged fraudster who pocketed £4,950,000 claiming she struggled to live as a human is jailed after being caught eating live squirrels on stage during Mariah Carey’s recent tour Investigators found clip of Jane Dawn dancing seductively whilst drenched in squirrel blood to All I Want For Christmas Is You She was receiving disability payments after claiming she needed trans-species surgery… [ 1,241 more word ]

https://iridescentfoxblog.wordpress.com/2017/03/03/all-i-want-for-christmasis-to-become-a-squirrel

All I want for Christmas…is to become a squirrel! Deranged fraudster who pocketed £4,950,000 claiming she struggled to live as a human is jailed after being caught eating live squirrels on stage du…

A reading
27/10/2016

A reading

Reading of Encore from my third poetry collection, Conflagration. Please like, subscribe or share if you enjoyed it. More poetry available at http://iridesce...

Speaking to The Daily Fail, X Factor contestant Clara Swan, was almost adamant about having the support of the spirit wo...
02/09/2016

Speaking to The Daily Fail, X Factor contestant Clara Swan, was almost adamant about having the support of the spirit world. Swan, 18, a fast food worker from Doncaster, claimed that she was "like 90% certain" that her recently deceased paternal grandmother was watching this year's television talent contest from the spirit plane. Though not entirely sure of which particular faith's afterlife her Gran was inhabiting, Swan was pretty sure that the former factory worker had access to a television set and terrestrial aerial. [ 178 more words ]

https://iridescentfoxblog.wordpress.com/2016/09/02/x-factor-contestant-pretty-sure-she-has-dead-grans-backing

Speaking to The Daily Fail, X Factor contestant Clara Swan, was almost adamant about having the support of the spirit world.    Swan, 18, a fast food worker from Doncaster, claimed that she was & #8…

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