Prison Biscuit

08/04/2024

This week, Prison Biscuit will be mostly doing this:

23/12/2023

Happy Christmas from Prison Biscuit!
..and we have news... 🫨

We're ba-aaack!

Yes! On Sunday 14th January we're doing the Sketch-Off competition at the Museum of London again.
4.30pm show - Your favourite love poet Uncle Moist!
7.30pm show - Your favourite strangely satirical nonsense husband and wife sketch duo Prison Biscuit!

Then on Saturday 20th January, this half of the duo (aka Donna. Am I the prison half or the biscuit half? You decide!) will be taking part in a panel on satire and counterculture as part of Beyond the Stage, ahead of Spymonkey's production of The Frogs.

The panel runs from 5.30-7.30, features the awesome Andrew O'Neill and tickets are free from this link.

https://m.facebook.com/story.php/?id=100064944691561&story_fbid=750774960430654

Sketch Off tickets are not free (but message me; we might have a couple going spare) from this link:

https://www.museumofcomedy.com/whats-on/sketch-off/

11/04/2023

Awesome! We have some photos of us from the gig on Sunday at Conversation 2023 thanks to Ian Whates 😊

Featuring Neil K Bond in an aMAZE-ing hat and me, Donna Scott, probably talking about potatoes!

09/04/2023

We're at and Prison Biscuit have made the Daily Discourse as a "highlight" for today. No pressure!

22/03/2023

Prison Biscuit have agreed to do a short set at this event tomorrow night.

Come see us!

EDIT. Due to unfortunate circumstances, it will just be Donna Scott now. Sorry folks!

14/03/2023

What Prison Biscuit did next!

On Easter Sunday evening, you can join us in the cabaret style room at Conversation Eastercon at the Hilton Birmingham Metropole for some of our silly sketches.
I say silly... I'll have you know that some of the subjects are indeed serious science fiction stuff. But funny!

You'll have to be a member of Eastercon to see it. Don't join for us! Join for Guests of Honour Zen Cho, Niall Harrison, Kari Sperring, and Adrian Tchaikovsky, plus virtual guests of honour Jenell Jacquays and Ursula Vernon.

Plus, many more interesting panellists!

https://www.conversation2023.org.uk

19/02/2023

To the victors the spoils, and to the not-quite-victors the train feast!

This was who was in our quarter finals tonight, what an awesomely talented bunch.

Tyack & Nixon
Howard- winner!!
Bishops
Stepan Mysko von Schultze - winner!!
Matt & Rosa
Michael Buttersworth
Jiminy H. Criquet
Prison Biscuit
Karismaa
Mr Blow

MC Sam Nicoresti

Many thanks to David Hardcastle for putting on these prestigious yet friendly national competitions.
Will we make it to the semi finals? Well, the important thing is we've made it to a great stage and found an audience that appreciates us. Plus sketch-performing pals.

Many thanks to Phil and Helen who were serendipitously in London today and able to come see our comedy for a second night in a row.

Some choice pictures from tonight featuring food and admiration for our fellow performers as we peer on from a crowded backstage.

18/02/2023

Prison Biscuit back on tour! On the train to London to the Sketch Off quarter finals.

We have Worcester sauce crisp, grapes and tea

The train just got very full though due to another train to London breaking, so since we took this, we've become a bit squashed in. Donna Scott Neil K Bond

11/02/2023

We did it!
Our first hour. A little shaky in places, but we had fun. Some people absolutely loved it, and loved it the way it was. I wouldn't exactly say we were Marmite... Maybe Bovril?
Great learning experience for a tech-lite show in terms of sound, space, and continuity. Leicester and London get some more snippets next week!

10/02/2023

Ermahgerd it's today! It's today!!!!
Very late today, but still... Today! 🤯

09/02/2023

We have just one more sleep to go before our show at Leicester Comedy Festival - here is the latest instalment of our mini documentary Prison Biscuit: The Road to Leicester Comedy Festival, for those of you who have not seen it yet.
Please cross fingers for us. We've worked really hard on the show, but of course so far in our brief existence the results have been 50% roaring success, 50% painful injury.
What will happen tomorrow?!
We are Prison Biscuit! A brand new husband and wife sketch duo. We've won/been nominated for loads of stuff as not so new comedians in other things so you really should see us. Be there at the start of a legend.

A video about new sketch duo Prison Biscuit's continued adventures as we attempt to get a show together ready for Leicester Comedy Festival. Contains injury!