Unreal Paintball Ltd

12/06/2026

So guys, we are relaunching the website and overhauling our whole booking and signing-in procedure.

Here is the new prototype web address.

https://v0-unreal-paintball-landing-page.vercel.app/

Any thoughts or comments would be greatly appreciated.

25/05/2026

🔥 UNREAL DEAL: 200 PAINTBALLS FOR JUST £10! 🔥

Ready to unleash some absolute chaos on the battlefield? We’re dropping a massive special offer for the upcoming weeks at Unreal Paintball Madeley! Grab your gear, round up your squad, and get 200 extra paintballs for just £10 with your entry.

Spots are strictly limited, and they will fill up fast. Don't sit on the sidelines, lock in your game before someone else takes your target practice.

💥 Gear up. Level up. Book your slot now!

📞 CALL TO BOOK: 01782 636093

12/05/2026

💥 EPIC WEEKEND OFFER: FREE ENTRY & 200 BALLS! 💥
Ready for some high-velocity chaos? This weekend, 16th–17th May, we are giving away a Free Day, including 200 Paintballs, to the first 20 legends who call up and book their spot. Whether you're settling a score with your mates or looking for the ultimate adrenaline hit, now is the time to lock and load.

📞 CALL NOW TO CLAIM: 01782 636093

⚠️ The Boring (But Essential) Bit
To keep things fair and ensure the battlefield is full, a £10 per person refundable attendance deposit is required at the time of booking. This deposit is returned to you when you show up ready for war.

🛡️ The "Unreal" Fine Print / Disclaimer
“Unreal Paintball reserves the right to laugh at you if you’re a 'melt.' We do not offer refunds for bruised egos, ruined friendships, or the realisation that you’re actually a bit of a coward. If you are offended by this flyer, please file a formal complaint in the bin marked 'Nobody Cares' located at the main gate.”

STOP BEING BORING. START BEING BRUTAL. BOOK NOW.

11/05/2026

05/03/2026

GIVE MOM WHAT SHE REALLY WANTS... REVENGE!💥

Forget the soggy breakfast in bed. This year, treat Mom to the ultimate stress-relief: A chance to legally shoot her kids!

At Unreal Paintball, we know Moms want something different. We have tailored the Mother’s Day "Cheat Code" Package:

✨ THE MOTHERS DAY SPECIAL:

HALF-PRICE PAINT all day for Mom! 🎨

FREE ADRENALINE UPGRADE: Mom gets an upgraded tactical marker to ensure she doesn't miss! 😤

VIP TREATMENT: Lead the charge on the Grey Castle field or navigate the Staffordshire woods.

Kids & Dads: Stop guessing and start booking. Treat her to a day of adrenaline, laughter, and tactical dominance.

📞 Book Now: 01782 636093

Unreal Paintball in Stoke on Trent is a family-run paintball site in Madley that offers the best-value paintball in Staffordshire.

02/02/2026

We’ve got the balls... do you?

Looking for the perfect gift that says exactly what you’re thinking? Our brand-new Unreal Paintball Gift Cards are officially live!

Featuring our favourite slogans like "I Got You Balls" and "I Found You Some Balls," these cards are the ultimate way to get your mates back on the field for a birthday, a "thank you," or just because they need them.

🔥 THIS WEEK ONLY: 40% OFF! 🔥

We’re running a massive flash sale to celebrate the launch. Grab an eGift card for 40% LESS than the face value!

Discount: 40% OFF

Code: FBL40P

Deadline: This Friday, Midnight

Don't wait—once Friday’s gone, the full price is back.

👉 Order yours here: https://app.squareup.com/gift/MLJEM19G12TSZ/order

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31/01/2026

🚨 THE WAIT IS OVER: THE ORIGINALS ARE BACK. 🚨

After 15 years away, the original heart and soul of Unreal Paintball has officially returned. We’ve taken back the reins, and we’re ready to bring the "Unreal" intensity back to the field.

A lot has changed over the past decade and a half, but our passion for the sport hasn't. We aren't just reopening; we are evolving. We’re rebuilding, refining, and reclaiming our spot as the ultimate paintball destination, and we want YOU to help build the new era.

We’re starting work on the fields immediately, and we want your input first:

What should we prioritise for the 2026 Season?

🏜️ The new "Wild West" arena (concept pictures above!) 🏰 Renovation of existing arenas (If so, which ones and in what order?) ⛳️ Game Days: Monthly Walk-ons or themed parties? ❓ Something else? Let us know in the comments if there is something more important we should be thinking about.

Comment below: What is your favourite memory from the original Unreal days? Let’s hear the war stories!

👇 VOTING: I have posted the options in the comments below. Please LIKE the comment of your preferred choice to help us keep a visual scoreboard!

Looking forward to seeing you all again soon. If anyone wants to get involved, whether it's building, marshalling, or just dropping by for some nostalgia, please get in touch.

Chris 📞 01782 636093

24/12/2024

We are playkng on 28 December 2024
10am-2pm
Blow those Christmas Cobwebs away.
Call 01782636093 to book
Merry Christmas