Millport Crazy Golf

07/07/2026

OMG it's not us. I repeat, it's not us! 😂

28/06/2026

New half season passes will soon be valid to use from Wednesday July 1st, with unlimited access to the Crazy Golf, Swingboats and Trampolines until close on Sunday 18th October. These are available for £60 per pass but if you buy one now before Wednesday you can get it for the early bird price of just £50. You can pay here at the Crazy Golf with cash or card or buy online at http://millport-crazy-golf.sumupstore.com and select the half season pass option. Have a great summer everyone 🌞🌞🌞

22/05/2026

Happy Birthday Mapes of Millport. 80 years young and still going strong 🎊🎁🍰👏

🎉 MAPES OF MILLPORT 80th BIRTHDAY CELEBRATION THIS SATURDAY 23RD 🎉

We’re celebrating 80 years of Mapes of Millport and we would love you to come and join us for a day full of memories, music, celebration and pure island fun ❤️

Mapes has been part of Millport life since 1946, and we’re marking the occasion with a proper community celebration.

Here’s what’s happening on the day:

🚲 Vintage Ride Out
🎶 Music all day
🎈 Balloons & sweets
🎁 A secret launch
🥁 Pipe Band – 2pm
✨ Majorettes – 2:40pm
👑 Cumbrae Queen unveiling our commemorative plaque – 3pm
📺 TV showing memories and stories throughout the day
🍬 Limited edition Sweetshop Tablet available
🍰 Cake & sandwiches

We’ll still also have old photos, memories and stories playing throughout the day as we look back through the years at the shop, the bikes, the toys, the people and the families who have made Mapes what it is.

A huge thank you to the Mapes family, our customers, staff, friends, and everyone who has been part of the story over the last 80 years.

Come along, say hello, share a memory, enjoy the music, and help us celebrate a very special milestone.

Mapes of Millport
Pure Island Fun Since 1946

05/04/2026

Incredible shot from Artemis II. God speed to the crew on their way to the moon.

05/04/2026

Come rain, hail or snaw. Quite literally we have had them all this morning after last night's storms. Thanks to Emma Newton for this photo, taken around half ten this morning. No one could blame folk for thinking this is an indoors day but, y'know what, the sun's out now so the crazy golf is open if you are thinking of getting out and about this afternoon. The next few days are looking more pleasant too. Have a great Easter Sunday everyone.

03/04/2026

The weather's looking a bit rubbish today but Millport Crazy Golf is open anyway so stick some waterproofs on the kids and beat the cabin fever. It's only raining a wee bit so get yourselves out here. We are open everyday at 10.30am so what are you waiting for? Have a good (nay great) Friday everyone!

31/03/2026

We're closed now for the day but you can still buy a season pass at the early bird price tonight by clicking the link below and selecting the season pass option. Tomorrow the price will go up to £85. Don't delay, only a few hours to go.

https://millport-crazy-golf.sumupstore.com

30/03/2026

I'm currently open today and will be tomorrow too. Tomorrow is the last day to catch a season pass for the early bird price of £70. On Wednesday the price will go back to £85. You can call in today or tomorrow to secure yours, message me or click https://millport-crazy-golf.sumupstore.com and click on the season pass option. Don't delay, get yours today (or tomorrow before the price goes up. Have a great day everyone.

21/03/2026

have flown out the door today. There's still time for you to take advantage of the early bird season and half season passes. They are normally £85 and £60 respectively but they are available until the end of March for £70 and £50. Half Season passes are valid till the end of June and Full season passes run until Sunday October 18th. All passes offer unlimited goes on the Crazy Golf, Swingboats and Trampolines.

Dont miss out on the early bird prices until March 31st.

09/03/2026

Hey folks. The plan is to open for the 2026 season this weekend (weather permitting) and I'm sure you'll be pleased to know all prices are frozen for the FIFTH year in a row. Before I go any further I want to offer my gratitude and appreciation to the crew at Mapes of Millport for keeping the Crazy Golf open over the winter months. Thanks to them holding onto the putters and balls at the toy shop a lot of people were able to enjoy a round after a bike ride around our wee paradise island. We'll definitely be doing that again once this season is over.

So all individual ride tokens are once again £3, 4 Tokens for a tenner and 10 Tokens for 20 quid. There are passes available for unlimited access to the Crazy Golf, Swingboats and Trampolines available too. You can pay in person at the Crazy Golf or book online at https://millport-crazy-golf.sumupstore.com/

For a day pass it's £25 per person. For one week, £40. It's £60 for a half season (valid until the end of June) and for a full season pass which runs until Sunday October 18th it's just £85. Incredible value, but there's more. The early bird season and half season passes are available right now until the end of March. Right now it's just £50 for a half season pass for your child and only £70 for a full season. Unbeatable value so grab it before the end of March.

Have a great 2026 everyone and I'll hopefully see you this weekend.