Petardia Productions

07/11/2024

I'm working on a horror game where a mutant monster ant is chasing you on a minecart, check it out on Steam - https://store.steampowered.com/app/1046590/Antodon_Express?utm_source=facebook&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=links

29/01/2021

https://petardia.itch.io/lycan-land - I made a werewolf hunting game in 10 days, go play it!

02/05/2020

Bite sized cake things

24/03/2020

So first the virus, then an earthquake and now it's snowing in late March. The owner of the simulation must have brought their kid to work

16/03/2020

Don't go anywhere, don't touch anything and eat vitamin D pills like candy... Apparently I have been taking measures against this virus since 6 years ago. Except of course the last 2 months when I finally decided to go out more. Fantastic timing

27/02/2020

I wanted to go watch some football but ended up seeing some ass blasting. Pretty epic first experience of this kind @ Old Trafford

27/02/2020

I asked Jesus for salvation but all he gave me was wind

26/02/2020

First time Nando's @ Manchester, United Kingdom

23/12/2019

I wanted to show you all my new PC but I was greeted with this horror when it arrived. Top class PC building service

17/12/2019

My dear president, I can train a monkey to make 8k a year online. Maybe focus on making a tax deal with the US so we can use the richest market in the world without a massive 30% handicap.

Croatian President Kolinda Grabar-Kitarović, claims to have agreements with countries for Croatians to return home after training and work online for 8000 EUR.

12/12/2019

Just a reminder that I still exist, totally naturally smiling while enjoying below zero weather