XS Malarkey

XS Malarkey Award winning comedy since 1997 BARGAIN indeed!)
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XS Malarkey is an award winning comedy club, based at The Bread Shed (formerly known as Zoo)

Hosted and compered by Toby Hadoke every Tuesday, who started the club in 1997, XS Malarkey is well loved by comics and audiences alike due to the friendly nature of the club, and the fact that the club runs on a not-for-profit basis, which is why the door charges are so cheap, but the quality of the acts

is so high. More information: www.xsmalarkey.com

We've recently adopted a Pay What You Want model, the below prices are the minimum, but please feel free to pay more if you can/want.

£3 for members
£6 for non-members
£12 to join up for life (which includes entry on the night as as well.

And the second preview, completing tonight's show at , is intergalactic storytelling sensation (and multi-award-winner) ...
02/06/2026

And the second preview, completing tonight's show at , is intergalactic storytelling sensation (and multi-award-winner) , with his show Jupiter "a story about an estate agent on the planet Jupiter". Expect something beautiful, philosophical, and cosmically strange. Doors 7.30pm, show 8pm, plenty of .hadoke in between the previews, tickets at

First of the previews at tonight's show at  is the amazing  with his new show Blood Bender 'Eli just became the first ev...
02/06/2026

First of the previews at tonight's show at is the amazing with his new show Blood Bender 'Eli just became the first ever New Zealander to move to London, after applying for the "youth" visa on the last possible week he was eligible. He's ready to be a star and the only things in his way are his age and the impending apocalypse. From his brief ballet career to the lofty heights of performing at Dining In The Dark, Eli is ready to share it all to win you over... including the horrific story of his first visit to a gay sauna'. Gorgeous. Doors 7.30pm, Show 8pm, tickets at

Tuesday! IT BEGINS. Edinburgh previews season at  kicks off with two brilliant comics bringing two wildly different work...
31/05/2026

Tuesday! IT BEGINS. Edinburgh previews season at kicks off with two brilliant comics bringing two wildly different work-in-progress shows. The wonderfully one-of-a-kind ("a genuine original"- The Guardian) presents his new show Jupiter: surreal, moving, lyrical comedy storytelling from a man who has written 12 five-star Fringe shows, and whose 2025 show Can won multiple awards and had a sold-out Edinburgh run. And the superb ("punchlines that whip back around like a tossed ponytail"- Theatreview), whose Fringe show Daddy Shirt-Legs sold out Edinburgh and won the top comedy award in his native NZ, brings his first show since moving to the UK (in his last month of qualifying for a youth visa). In his new show Blood Bender, he charts his attempts to reach the heights of stardom in the face of an impending apocalypse; expect effortlessly joyous, candid, q***r hilarity, and hugely enjoyable storytelling. Two really really great acts, plus magnificent MC .hadoke, for a ludicrously low price (but if you can pay extra it is hugely appreciated!), tickets at

A little post about -well, against- using generative AI for promotion. Feel free to share your thoughts. Sorry for the t...
30/05/2026

A little post about -well, against- using generative AI for promotion. Feel free to share your thoughts. Sorry for the tiny text, I didn't want to make it a whole carousel, but here's the full text:

Hiya! It just occurred to me that some people might look at the XS promo posts and wonder if we use AI for any of it. We don’t, obvs, and I never would, but I think that’s worth saying explicitly especially when it’s
getting harder and harder to tell this kind of thing, and it’s becoming more and more common for event promotion.

So if Toby ever has seven fingers, or the perspective is whack, that’s just down to my bad photoshopping.

I love to see comedy events with weird, unique visual identities, whether they’re DIY nights or pro clubs, but I get not everyone has the time or budget for that (or someone who’ll do it for free), but I’d rather see a clip art poster than an AI one. Personally I love making the XS stuff, I get to do something different to my own artwork and go down some nerdy rabbit-holes, and I think the acts deserve decent promo.

Not calling anyone out, just in a world where I can already feel the financial hit of Gen AI I’d love it if there was a bit more thought put into the implications of using this stuff (plus it looks kinda ugly, and there is a
growing number of punters who will avoid anything using AI promo, so I’m not sure it helps anyone in the long-term).

Oh, and I’d never use a text generator either, this annoying tone is all me, soz.

Big Malarkey love, Jon x

Come for the air con, stay for the comedy. The only thing that’s too hot to handle at XS Malarkey tonight is the comedy....
26/05/2026

Come for the air con, stay for the comedy.

The only thing that’s too hot to handle at XS Malarkey tonight is the comedy.

We’ve got
Debuts from and

Plus and .boyd AND a little spot from

Doors at 7.30 (air con will be ❄️🧊 well before then)
Tickets on the door or in bio

See you soon!

Good day, friends! It’s Malarkey eve, and your favourite weekly Tuesday night comedy show has a gorgeous line up for you...
18/05/2026

Good day, friends! It’s Malarkey eve, and your favourite weekly Tuesday night comedy show has a gorgeous line up for you, with friends old and new. makes their XS debut along with and Declan Kelly. Plus it’s a welcome return for

We love you, you love us, let’s all hang out and watch some comedy.


Doors at 7.30
Pizza before the show starts
£3/£6
Tickets in bio

It's Somerfield Sunday! This Sunday afternoon, 17th May, the wonderful  is bringing his award-winning show The Lost Tape...
15/05/2026

It's Somerfield Sunday! This Sunday afternoon, 17th May, the wonderful is bringing his award-winning show The Lost Tapes of Somerfield to . A beautiful and hilarious show about grief, obsession, and finding comfort in unlikely places, all seen through a hazy lens of nostalgia for an early-2000s supermarket; completely idiosyncratic and a joy to watch. With support from

Beep beeeep! Who's that zooming her way into ? It's only the delightful comedy whirlwind , bringing her award-winning an...
10/05/2026

Beep beeeep! Who's that zooming her way into ? It's only the delightful comedy whirlwind , bringing her award-winning and infectiously high-energy stand-up for a very welcome return to the XS stage. We LOVE Ruby and if you haven't seen her before you absolutely must. We've also got some gorgeous support from , , and , and lashings of .hadoke . Hooray! Tickets at

Don't touch that trowel, but do head over to  asap because there's only 25 tickets left for Edinburgh Best Newcomer 's h...
03/05/2026

Don't touch that trowel, but do head over to asap because there's only 25 tickets left for Edinburgh Best Newcomer 's headline appearance at on Tuesday, alongside , , , and, of course, MC .hadoke . A gorgeous lineup, for a ludicrously low price; book now, or be cast into Frankie's portal to hell (or, I dunno, you have to spend a Tuesday evening missing out on some lovely comedy, which is arguably worse)

Well well well, if it ain't our old friend Tuesday, Malarkeying away just like old times. And who's this, moseying into ...
28/04/2026

Well well well, if it ain't our old friend Tuesday, Malarkeying away just like old times. And who's this, moseying into like a long-dead Babylonian king? It's our old pal , king of the absurd, last seen wearing the bones of Nebuchadnezzar and asking us to ponder the philosophy of baby friendship, but this time bringing us a PREVIEW of his ALL NEW SHOW! I don't know any more details, but I imagine it will be an hour of gentle observational comedy, right? In support, we've got another old pal, supermarket sweetheart , having a little visit ahead of his special XS show on Sunday 17th Of May. Not only that, but lovely honey-drenched surrealist is back on the XS stage, and we have a very exciting debut from 2025 BBC New Comedy Awards Finalist , who is definitely destined for great things. All that, and the original master of Malarkey .hadoke bringing it all together. Please book ahead! At . And we'll see you tonight, doors 7.30pm, show 8pm, but rock up to the bar anytime before that for food, bevs, and maybe a fabled encounter with Albion the dog.

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53Two, Watson Street
Manchester
M34LP

Opening Hours

7pm - 10:30pm

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