10/09/2026
🌿 SHORT & GREEN — Five Rooms. Five Micro-Plays About Human Nature. 🌿
Swipe to meet all five worlds you’ll step into this September: a virus-stricken world of metal trees, a reverend’s wife on the edge, a garden where gnomes go missing, an android chasing love on live TV, and a rebellion to save the last hamsters.
Five stories. Five rooms. One night of theatre unlike anything else.
📍 Instituto Cervantes, London WC2R 3JJ
🗓️ 22 & 23 September 2026
🚪 Doors 6:30pm
🎟️ Tickets from £15, link in bio
🐹 HAMSTER RAILROAD — written by James Robertson, directed by Marta Mazur
A world where hamsters are vilified for falsely spreading a virus, and one woman defies the authorities to save her furry friends.
🌳 THE T.R.E.E.S. — written by Alice Foxall, directed by Georgina Gonzalez
A virus has infected the T.R.E.E.S., and Dr Noor is the only one who can save it… right?
🔎 DEATH BY D***O — written by Emma Louise Burdett, directed by Monica Cox
A reverend’s wife, a retired p**n star, and cucumbers that escalate into something far more sinister.
🧙 GNOME ANNE’S LAND — written by Deborah Heath, directed by Felipe Jara
In Anne’s garden at dusk, gnomes start to disappear mysteriously. Is the grass really greener on the other side?
🏖️ SAPPHIRES ARE USUALLY GREEN — written by Matthew Archer, directed by Rahel Peker
An android and a human find out if the grass is greener — on live television.