10/02/2026
This Valentine’s Day, outsource your romance to me.
For £5, I’ll hand-write and post one of my iconic “gay s*x is good for you” A5 cards with any message you want.
💌 Anonymous or signed
💌 Sweet, feral, poetic, or unhinged
💌 Sent straight to their door
Just hit the SumUp link, add the address, and tell me the vibe.
Love is temporary. Chaos is forever.
Link also in Bio
https://pay.sumup.com/b2c/QNIRKNBX