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Three friends putting on small rock shows in London.

14/08/2026

3/3 August shows done!

Ended on a high last night at the beautiful The Ivy House with the legends swelt and .me.visit.me

Really special night. Couldn’t quite believe how many of you turned up and packed out that room. All three bands absolutely crushed it. My heart is full.

Onwards to Screamo September! We’ve got INNER DOG hiding from mirrors & Christina Carpenter at the old blue on weds 30th. Tix on dice x

13/08/2026

TONIGHT!

A very special in the round performance from 3 slowcore/indie/folk/alt-country/post-rock greats.

Swelt (playing Bones in full), Toby Evans-Jesra Quartet & Visit Me at Ivy House, Nunhead.

FFO Duster, Acetone, Helvetia, Magnolia Electric Co, all that good s**t.

Last few cheaper advance tix on Dice. Link in bio x

10/08/2026

NEW SHOW ALERT!

Delighted to be bringing this gnarly as heck hardcore & screamo bill to the Old Blue in September.

Death of Youth: melodic, emotional hardcore a la Touché, La Dispute etc, with a healthy dose of (teeheehee) thrown in for good measure.

Inner Dog: riffy, wonky, furious post-hc with great big massive hooks. ATDI, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Hot Cross etc etc

Hiding from Mirrors: gazy screamo band so niche they’ve not even released anything yet! Have it on good authority there’s a trumpet in there somewhere.

Christina Carpenter: London screamo lot fresh off supporting the likes of Ostraca, Cady etc

£10 advance on Dice, link as always in bio!

07/08/2026

Qual night at the Vic, tysm Pink Mist Slow Mass outlander & Chalk Hands. Stonker of a show.

NEXT THURS: swelt .me.visit.me at The Ivy House - tix on Dice, link in bio!

02/08/2026

You bloody legends.

Thank you so much Crash of Rhinos Real Terms Muttering & MOTH CLUB. Thank you YOU for packing the place out. What an incredible night.

No rest for the wicked. Get yourself to the Victoria on Thursday for Slow Mass outlander & Chalk Hands

01/08/2026

Tonight’s the night folks! Crash of Rhinos, Real Terms, Muttering, Moth Club.

Last few advance tix on Dice, just a couple hours left to grab one!

Doors at 7, Muttering on 7.15 sharp - get down early!

See you in the pit x

08/07/2026

Now with added Muttering! The bill is but complete for Crash of Rhinos triumphant return to London. Thanks to everyone who has picked up a ticket already, there are still more via Dice and we are holding back some on t’door.

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10/04/2026

Top evening at the Vic last night. Ty & you all smashed it. And ty YOU for coming!

We’re quiet for a little while now as we prioritise some personal bits, but back at it with two of our biggest shows yet over the summer:

Sat 1 Aug: Crash of Rhinos at Moth Club
Thu 6 Aug: Slow Mass at the Victoria

See ya then!x

09/04/2026

TONIGHT! Last call for an 11/10 rock show at the Victoria, headlined by this lot - The Yacht Club.

They’ve just released a new single, ‘The Greatest Misadventure’, so give that a spin ahead of time eh. Packed to bursting with feelings and bleepy-bloopy guitars.

What’s more, we’ve got Tethered, Fuzzy Heart and Fly Fly Triceratops in support. If that’s not bang for your buck, I don’t know what is.

Just a few hours to grab a cheaper advance ticket off Dice. Link in bio - or chuck us a message for unwaged/cheaplist x

07/04/2026

Day after tomorrow! An evening of loud guitars and feelings hits Dalston’s iconic Victoria.

Fuzzy Heart take the stage second. If you’re into cautionary tales about weird friendships and getting too mashed, set to peppy rock music somewhere at the indie/punk/emo intersection, this is for you.

Tickets on Dice, link in bio, cheaper in advance, message for cheap/free if yer skint x

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