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21/01/2025

Popular rapper and Super star Speed Darlington aka Akpi is finally released from detention 💃💃AFTER SPENDING ABOUT TWO MONTHS IN DETENTIONS, EVEN JUJU MO FIT MAKE AM TALK ABOUT BURNA BOY AGAIN 🤣🤣🤣

Moral lesson: Stay humble eh 🤣

Ten bitter truth you ought to know today 👇1: Everyone cares more about the person they love than the person who loves th...
10/01/2025

Ten bitter truth you ought to know today 👇
1: Everyone cares more about the person they love than the person who loves them 🥺

2: No matter how handsome a man is,he can never be good for a woman that's not ready for marriage.

3: sometimes in life, giving someone a second chance is like reloading the gūň they tried killïǹg you with just because they missed the first shot.
4: you can be replaced no matter who you are 🤔

5: even if you kpai yourself for that woman/man, they'll still attend your funeral with another person.

6:if you are smart some people will keep their distance from you.

7: if you know how much your mate get for account you go serious, but if you know how them take get am you go rest 🚶🏼.

8: success without a successor is a failure in disguise.

9: the day you lose your source of income na from that day you go know your woman true colors

10: as a man plan for your retirement and empower Yourself while waiting for old age, cause men gets used and dumped at old age that's why everybody dey hustle to make Mama proud while few or nobody dey hustle to make Papa proud 😶.

VictorVictor KING II

These men in my area and a member of the STINGY MEN association paid police officers to arrest them before Xmas🤣🤣🤣
30/12/2024

These men in my area and a member of the STINGY MEN association paid police officers to arrest them before Xmas🤣🤣🤣

Victor KING II
12/12/2024

Victor KING II

10/12/2024
17/11/2024

Because he knows you are a longer throat and an inconsequential buff0N, he turns your daughter to a punching bag, always reminding her that she owns her, nobody will speak for her, after all you are impoverished.

Your daughter with swollen face, mouth and eyes reports to you about what she's facing.

"Endure it my daughter. No marriage is perfect. In fact, your father used to b£at me. Men will always be men. It rains everywhere. Just be praying for him, he will change."

The truth is that the girl's father has never touched her mother. But she has to cement her stay because of gains they receive from the abusive man.

Then man of the house will tell his daughter: "Just be patient. Endure. Husband and wife do fight and make up. Just give him time, he will change. Maybe you are not respecting him. Respect him. Be submissive."

All this is to avoid her returning to them. More responsibility. They rather allow their daughter dịe because of what their ọgọ gives them.

In our society, you can never see this kind of thing amongst the rich folks. When I mean rich I am not talking about kriminals who have money. I mean real sophisticated rich family who gave their children real training. Family with value system.

The family name alone will make you respect their daughter.

But this is not just about being rich or having a name, even a poor man who knows his worth beyond money; or a man who doesn't worship money, family that understands the value of life will never allow their daughter being subjected into such torture.

They will get her back home and teach the man a very good lesson. That's where you see the abuser come begging to be given his wife back. The family will give him a condition.

It's not all about money but valuing yourself and your children. Family value system is what every family needs. Nobody will mess with you because of money or no money.

Many have gone because their greedy parents kept telling them that it rains everywhere.

Victor KING II

Victor KING II 😂😂
27/10/2024

Victor KING II 😂😂

𝙈𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙩𝙤𝙡𝙙 𝙢𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙜𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙩𝙬𝙤 𝙬𝙚𝙚𝙠𝙨 𝙨𝙚𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙖𝙧 𝙖𝙗𝙧𝙤𝙖𝙙.
𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙄 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙙𝙞𝙨𝙘𝙤𝙫𝙚𝙧𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙖𝙨 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙭𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙚𝙚𝙩.
𝙄 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙛𝙤𝙪𝙣𝙙 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣. 𝙄 𝙡𝙚𝙛𝙩 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙨𝙖𝙮𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙖𝙣𝙮𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙣𝙜.
𝙏𝙬𝙤 𝙙𝙖𝙮𝙨 𝙖𝙛𝙩𝙚𝙧, 𝙢𝙮 𝙝𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙘𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙗𝙖𝙘𝙠 𝙝𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙨𝙩𝙧𝙖𝙞𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙗𝙚𝙙𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢. 𝙁𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙞𝙣𝙪𝙩𝙚𝙨 𝙡𝙖𝙩𝙚𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙣 𝙞 𝙙𝙞𝙙 𝙣𝙤𝙩 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙞𝙣 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙞𝙫𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙧𝙤𝙤𝙢, 𝙞 𝙬𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙞𝙣 𝙤𝙣𝙡𝙮 𝙩𝙤 𝙨𝙚𝙚 𝙝𝙞𝙢 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨.
𝙈𝙚: 𝙃𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮 𝙬𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙖𝙧𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙙𝙤𝙞𝙣𝙜.
𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙: 𝙄 𝙖𝙢 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙪𝙩 𝙤𝙛 𝙩𝙝𝙞𝙨 𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙨𝙚.
𝙈𝙚: 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙬𝙝𝙮?
𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙: 𝙄𝙛 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙬𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧 𝙢𝙖𝙣, 𝙄 𝙬𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙣𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜. 𝘽𝙪𝙩 𝙣𝙤𝙬 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙘𝙖𝙪𝙜𝙝𝙩 𝙢𝙚, 𝙄 𝙙𝙚𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙖𝙢𝙚 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩. 𝙎𝙤 𝙄 𝙬𝙖𝙣𝙩 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛 𝙗𝙮 𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙤𝙪𝙩.
𝙈𝙚 : (𝙞 𝙦𝙪𝙞𝙘𝙠𝙡𝙮 𝙠𝙣𝙚𝙡𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙬𝙣) 𝙃𝙤𝙣𝙚𝙮, 𝙣𝙤 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙤 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛. 𝙄 𝙝𝙖𝙫𝙚 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚𝙣 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙖𝙡𝙧𝙚𝙖𝙙𝙮.
𝙃𝙪𝙨𝙗𝙖𝙣𝙙: 𝙍𝙚𝙖𝙡𝙡𝙮, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙨𝙝𝙤𝙪𝙡𝙙 𝙡𝙚𝙩 𝙢𝙚 𝙨𝙚𝙧𝙫𝙚 𝙢𝙮 𝙥𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙝𝙢𝙚𝙣𝙩.
𝙈𝙚: (𝙞 𝙪𝙣𝙥𝙖𝙘𝙠𝙚𝙙 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙡𝙤𝙖𝙙) 𝙏𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙣𝙤 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙. 𝙏𝙝𝙚 𝘽𝙞𝙗𝙡𝙚 𝙩𝙚𝙡𝙡𝙨 𝙪𝙨 𝙩𝙤 𝙛𝙤𝙧𝙜𝙞𝙫𝙚 𝙤𝙣𝙚 𝙖𝙣𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙧.
𝙏𝙖𝙡𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙩𝙤 𝙢𝙮𝙨𝙚𝙡𝙛.... ( '𝙮𝙚𝙮𝙚' 𝙢𝙖𝙣, 𝙝𝙚 𝙞𝙨 𝙡𝙤𝙤𝙠𝙞𝙣𝙜 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙚𝙭𝙘𝙪𝙨𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙜𝙤 𝙖𝙣𝙙 𝙨𝙩𝙖𝙮 𝙬𝙞𝙩𝙝 𝙩𝙝𝙖𝙩 𝙬𝙤𝙢𝙖𝙣 𝙥𝙚𝙧𝙢𝙖𝙣𝙚𝙣𝙩𝙡𝙮, 𝙛𝙤𝙧 𝙬𝙝𝙚𝙧𝙚? 𝙇𝙤𝙤𝙠, 𝙮𝙤𝙪 𝙘𝙖𝙣'𝙩 𝙙𝙤𝙙𝙜𝙚 𝙮𝙤𝙪𝙧 𝙧𝙚𝙨𝙥𝙤𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙗𝙞𝙡𝙞𝙩𝙞𝙚𝙨 𝙤𝙤. (Dey play oo)
Victor KING IIVictor KING II

😂 TYPES OF SÇAMS IN AFRIÇA 😹🤭1. “Send me your CV” - Sçam. 😯2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sçam.😅 3. “I love you more than ...
16/10/2024

😂 TYPES OF SÇAMS IN AFRIÇA 😹🤭

1. “Send me your CV” - Sçam. 😯

2. “We’ll get back to you” - Sçam.😅

3. “I love you more than I love my wïfe” - Sçam 🙄😂

4. “Poliçe is your friend” - Sçam. 😒

5. “The youths are the future leaders” - Sçam. 🙄

6. “Airtel Data bundles” - Sçam. 😒

7. “Your vote counts” - Sçam. 😂

8. “Send me möney to visit you” - Sçam. 😒😂

9. “I have a boyfrïend but it’s cōmpliçated” - Double Sçam. 😂😂

10. “This is not a Sçam” - Sçam. 🙄😂

11. “Our school is the best” - Sçam. 😒😂

12. “Come over I want to show you
something” - Sçam. 😒😂😂

13. “Oh, he’s just a childhood friend” - Sçam oo. 🙄😂😂

14. “He’s like a brother to me” - Outstanding Sçam. 😂😂

15. “I’m with the boys” - Sçam 😒😂

15. “I promise I won’t tell anyone” - Sçam. 😕

16. “I saw you in my dreāms giving you a ring” - Pure Sçam. 😳😂

18. Babe: Let’s do a video call... 😇
Guy: Sørry my network is bäd, my battêry is lôw, my room is dårk - Chief Sçam 🙆‍♀️😂😂

19. “This year I see you buying a car” - Sp!ritüal Sçam 😒😂

20. “Baby, you are the most beautiful girl I have ever seen” - 5G Sçam. 😂😂

21. “Why didn’t I meet you before marrying my wife?” -Scämmest Sçam of them all. 😂😂

Bonus Sçam!!!

22. “I have never loved someone like this before” - Greatest Sçam. 😳😂😂

23."givers never lack"- spiritual Sçam.🙆🙆😂

24." He is my bestie " - phycological Sçam.😜😂😂😂

25." Nigeria is the giant of Africa ". - super Sçam 🧐😂

26."he's a brother in Christ "- Holy Sçam..🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️🏃🏼‍♀️😂😂😂😂😂

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TEARS OF RELAXATION.....for u this yr.Crocodiles shed tears as a result of the air trapped in their sinuses after eating...
23/09/2024

TEARS OF RELAXATION.....for u this yr.

Crocodiles shed tears as a result of the air trapped in their sinuses after eating their prey. So this has nothing to do with pain. For this reason, the expression SHEDDING CROCODILE TEARS is used for people who do not feel sorry for something but pretend to be sad.

HISTORY : So that everyone knows, and no one forgets.
Credit: Victor KING II

19/09/2024

When you start paying rent and other bills is when you'll know why toilet is being called rest room

God abeg ooo 😂😂🤣
18/09/2024

God abeg ooo 😂😂🤣

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