Smoking Roses Productions

Smoking Roses Productions A spanking new theatre, tv and film production company from ‘Welshie in London, Lindsey-Anne Barnes!

Opening night was incredible!! A full house!! 🤩🤩🤩 What a fantastic audience! Thank you to everyone who came and made it ...
20/12/2023

Opening night was incredible!! A full house!! 🤩🤩🤩 What a fantastic audience! Thank you to everyone who came and made it magical! Your support, love and laughter is so so appreciated! Now I’m off to have another little overwhelmed cry…!
Also, massive thanks to who is running the tech for the show brilliantly despite never having done that before! And my wonderful elf who did a fabulous job welcoming the audience!

Why would Mandy Evans aka Mrs Claus.2 be wandering through the wilderness of the North Pole, alone, late at night?! ✨Per...
22/11/2023

Why would Mandy Evans aka Mrs Claus.2 be wandering through the wilderness of the North Pole, alone, late at night?!
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Perhaps because she believes she’s just single-handedly destroyed Christmas for the entire world… How can she possibly fix this?!
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To find out, book your tickets now for ‘Mother F*cking Christmas!’ On at from 19th - 22nd December!
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Tickets on sale NOW!!! The link is in the bio or you can head over to the What’s On page at and book there! ✨🤶🏻✨ ...
11/10/2023

Tickets on sale NOW!!! The link is in the bio or you can head over to the What’s On page at and book there! ✨🤶🏻✨

Life in the North Pole might not be quite the picnic Mandy was anticipating, but a little Sugarplum Gin makes things a L...
06/10/2023

Life in the North Pole might not be quite the picnic Mandy was anticipating, but a little Sugarplum Gin makes things a LOT easier..! (hic!)

Mother F*cking Christmas! ✨🤶🏻🥃✨Mandy Evans from the small town of Merthyr Tydfil in the South Wales Valleys, has never b...
02/10/2023

Mother F*cking Christmas!
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Mandy Evans from the small town of Merthyr Tydfil in the South Wales Valleys, has never been one to settle for the mundane things in life. She doesn’t cook or clean and definitely never ever wants kids! She’s not one for completing tasks either - especially the long, boring, arduous ones! She’d much rather skip off with a large gin, in pursuit of happier, more fulfilling adventures.
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This is not such a problem at twenty-one, but at forty-five… To some, it’s a little embarrassing!
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However, the magic of Christmas sometimes has a funny way of bringing people and places together…
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One minute Mandy’s spending Christmas night alone, sat on her dead Nan’s sofa, watching Christmas films amidst a plethora of gin and bad gingerbread… The next minute, a newly divorced Santa Claus is blocking the telly with his amazing abs, declaring her the love of his life and offering her a taste of his candy cane - forever!
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Will true love be enough to help her non-maternal self take care of a thousand annoying elves? Can she defy the odds, finally finish a task and win the Mother Christmas Crown in the ultimate Bake-Off?
Is being Mrs Claus enough to finally bring her happiness or does she REALLY need to be Mother F*cking Christmas too?
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Tickets on sale soon!!
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Mandy might be struggling to win the Mother Christmas Crown, but at least she got the good shoes!! ✨👠✨
30/09/2023

Mandy might be struggling to win the Mother Christmas Crown, but at least she got the good shoes!!
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Who would have thought that a lump of harmless Gingerbread dough could kill?! Mandy Evans would never have believed that...
20/09/2023

Who would have thought that a lump of harmless Gingerbread dough could kill?! Mandy Evans would never have believed that either.. til now! 😳😮
Lindsey-Anne Barnes’s ‘Mother F*cking Christmas’ play is definitely one wild sleigh ride! Tickets on sale very, very soon!
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‘With a WHOOSH and a P**F!Right in front of my tree,A whole man did materialise!!With a sleek silver quiff,Big black boo...
17/09/2023

‘With a WHOOSH and a P**F!
Right in front of my tree,
A whole man did materialise!!
With a sleek silver quiff,
Big black boots, red fur coat,
And the sexiest icy blue eyes…’
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If our play ‘Mother F*cking Christmas’ had a full cast rather than just then our sexy Santa, Nick, would definitely look a lot like …
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Deep in the heart of the South Wales Valleys, sat almost under the shadow of Bannau Brycheiniog (Brecon Beacons) is a bu...
16/09/2023

Deep in the heart of the South Wales Valleys, sat almost under the shadow of Bannau Brycheiniog (Brecon Beacons) is a busy little town called Merthyr Tydfil…
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In this town our heroine of Mother F*cking Christmas, Mandy Evans was born and is where our story begins…

Mandy’s lucky Christmas knickers! Lost in the skies somewhere over Northern England on December 25th 2021 when she was f...
16/09/2023

Mandy’s lucky Christmas knickers! Lost in the skies somewhere over Northern England on December 25th 2021 when she was feeling very, very lucky! 🎅🏼✨
If found, please return to:
Mandy Claus,
Claus Cottage,
Christmas Village,
North Pole.
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