DFunkEra

26/07/2017

Me when I accidentally drop my phone in the toilet:

S**t

Then I said it.

26/07/2017

She likes to blow my budget...

She said size doesn't matter

26/07/2017

Yes I'm listening...

Is that a yawn?

No you're just jaw dropping
Gorgeous!

26/07/2017

17/10/2016

My doctor is always sick and my dentist has no teeth

10/08/2016

Breaking News:
Ed Sheeran sued for 'Thinking Out Loud'.

Best keep your thoughts to yourselves, that's what I say.

09/08/2016

If she having problems getting pregnant, Yoga can help: https://t.co/MoykzArOc0

Get the whole picture - and other photos from No Money Man

09/08/2016

we're merely slow vibrating energy condensed from one consciousness experiencing itself subjectively as imagined by ourselves

more acid pls

28/06/2016

England made Iceland look like Waitrose

10/06/2016

Do you really really really want to hear a joke...

My wages

10/01/2016

Quickest way to end a war is to lose

05/01/2016

We're currently experiencing the warmest winter on record, its like summer! Which goes to show how bad our summers are; cold, wet and windy