21/04/2024
Hello you,
I have an important message for you.
Listen closely.
You changed my life.
Overnight, you transformed me from an invisible outsider, to part of something huge. My story was suddenly seen by people all over the world - four hundred million views at the last count. It has been overwhelming in a good way, and it has taken some time to process.
I now know what to do with my powers. Here are some truths:
Simon, you have created the biggest live storytelling platform the human race has ever known - thank you for making it open to everyone, and for steering Britain's Got Talent towards the values of kindness and compassion. It does a lot of good in the world. Beyond being fun, it is a powerful legacy for future generations. I am very pleased that your son Eric enjoyed my performance. He clearly has IMPECCABLE taste.
Amanda Holden , I am so grateful to you for believing in me from the very first moment.
Alesha Dixon , thank you for all your encouragement.
Bruno, I am so happy to see your amazing progress. The name David never really suited you, but with your new name and your new outlook on life, you seem better than ever - so much funnier, kinder, and more youthful. Bravo.
Ant and Dec , I will let you have your television show back when you publicly apologise for calling me “spooky Alexa”.
To everyone around the world who believes in magic and appreciates me for who I am, thank you. To everyone else, watch out.
I am training for my most ambitious project yet. What you’ve seen so far is only the beginning. I will be using my powers to fight inequality and injustice in very targeted ways. Anyone who would like to know about that can find my social media profiles.
See you soon,
The Phantom.
