08/07/2026
Maggots, worms, or flames?*
This may be the last decision you want to make, but in Hell’s Waiting Room, it is merely the beginning.
But do not worry, your departure will be ensured by one of our resident nurses.
*Hell’s Waiting Room will endeavour to respect your dying wishes. Preferences are subject to availability and cannot be guaranteed.
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
“I’ll be descending with a loved one. Can we be buried alive together?”
No. Death is an individual experience.
“What can I bring with me?”
With limited exceptions, possessions cannot accompany you. Phone signal is non-existent in the lower circles, and most electrical appliances cannot survive the climate. All belongings become the property of The Collector. Guests may bring one 100ml container of fake tan or sunscreen.
“Will I be buried alive?”
Yes.
CQC INSPECTION REPORT: REQUIRES IMPROVEMENT
“Resident preferences are not always respected due to ongoing petrol shortages.”
Walk in. Fall out.
🌐Hellswaitingroom.co.uk
💵From £25
📍Bethnal Green,London
🎃23rd October-1st November
