Beat-Herder Parish Church

16/06/2026

Sinners the party starts on Thursday!
Who’s in?
Amen 🙏

🥳🔥🥳 1 MONTH TO GO!! 🥳🔥🥳

Thursday people, 4-day people, long weekend people - THIS is it, this is all for YOU.

It all starts in just one month... ARRGGGHHHHH!!

Limited 4-day tickets are still available, HURRY - https://beatherder.ticketline.co.uk/

HERD EM UP!! xx

06/06/2026

Yes 🙌 1800 sinners!
See you in church!⛪️

⛪️😇 THE CHURCH! 😇⛪️

God might be a DJ so Clap y'hands & say YES!

Blasting from the pulpit & dishin' it from the lectern, there'll be singing & raving on the pews a'plenty for you sinners!

The only way to the top is on your knees!

TICKETS - https://beatherder.ticketline.co.uk/

HERD EM UP x

05/06/2026

Was the season to be jolly! We hope you were good little girls and boys???

Finally got round to uploading these photos from the christmas trades club party 2025.

If you see yourself in these photos full of christmas spirit, then give us a tag and a like ###

02/06/2026

⛪️😇 THE CHURCH! 😇⛪️

God might be a DJ so Clap y'hands & say YES!

Blasting from the pulpit & dishin' it from the lectern, there'll be singing & raving on the pews a'plenty for you sinners!

The only way to the top is on your knees!

TICKETS - https://beatherder.ticketline.co.uk/

HERD EM UP x

02/06/2026

Hallelujah 🙌 praise the lord!

⛪️😇 THE CHURCH! 😇⛪️

God might be a DJ so Clap y'hands & say YES!

Blasting from the pulpit & dishin' it from the lectern, there'll be singing & raving on the pews a'plenty for you sinners!

The only way to the top is on your knees!

TICKETS - https://beatherder.ticketline.co.uk/

HERD EM UP x

27/05/2026

Hallelujah to all our faithful flock

Reverend Rave and Quentin have been on a holy pilgrimage across Scandinavia, in preparation for this year's Beat-Herder festival.

If you haven't purchased your tickets for this year, heed our warning as you risk eternal damnation, if you do not attend and receive Holy rave redemption in the Parish Church!!

Please let us know if you are coming this year and share with us your stories from years past.

Praise and Be-Herd....
The lord is our Raviour...
Forever and ever.....
Baamen....
⛪️ 🕺 💃 ❤️ 🐑

26/02/2026

Hallelujah 🙌 yes parishioners! Let’s go!! And the church ⛪️ is 15! Amen to that 🙏

🥳💥THE ANNOUNCEMENT IS HERE💥🥳

🔥💥🔥All aboard!🔥💥🔥
It's time to sort Beat-Herder 2026. Ohhhh, it's a BIG one!

It's another magical year with legendary festival acts, chart-toppers, genre-dons, world-renowned DJs, breakthrough artists, pioneers & absolute party starters..

16th to 19th July - Lancashire

THIS is going to be a some party! X

Grab your ticket for the summer here and join us! https://beatherder.ticketline.co.uk/

HERD EM UP!! xx

21/12/2025

Many,many Thanks to everybody who came out for the best Christmas party! 🎉 you will all defo go to heaven!! 🙏
Merry bloody Christmas! Xx

20/12/2025

Hallelujah sinners!!

The day has finally come.....

If you haven't got a ticket for the hebden bridge tonight, then you truly are risking eternal damnation indeed!!

Are you ready for some christmas miracles??

Get ready to bless yourself or mess yourself at 10:30pm tonight.

Namaste motherf**kers....

🐑 ⛪️ ❤️ 🎄 🙏

20/12/2025

Well then cockers! I hope you’ve polished your baubles, and are ready to rap yourself in tinsel for the PARTY OF THE SEASON!!!

Our acts tonight include:

Our one and only, everyone’s Nanna, Nanna Moon! Starting us off strong with some of the best Christmas vinyl to get you socially lubricated and shaking your Santa sacks!

Followed by Obi Mary&Joseph hip hopping you through the all the best Christmas hip hop you’ve probably never heard before! Christmas wrapping never felt so good!

Next up it’s Yorkshire’s Elvis! The one and only king of the WMC, don’t be lonesome tonight, grab your partner or anyone stood next to you and thrust those hips like you’re stuffing that turkey on Christmas morning!

The beat-herder parish choir coming in strong with their sing a long mash up of god know what, it will be wild it will be loud, let’s all pray of our ears!

As always we have our resident swingers club, here to titillate and thrill you on stage with their shine balls of Christmas joy!

Finally Pope Plews and Cardinal Chritchen will be nocking out some disco balls of musical joy, making your merry and bright!

It’s all over for 1.30am so still plenty of time to get yerselves home and in bed ready for Santa coming down your chimney with his loaded sack!!

See ya in’t club cockers!! Very limited tickets available on’t door xx