06/09/2026
UPDATE: COW LOCATED. SEE COMMENTS 👇
🚨 HAVE YOU SEEN CLIVE? 🚨
Clive was last seen last night at The Pelham Suite during what can only be described as an emergency “marshmallow removal surgery” conducted by Floss n Pop. 🍡😂
Following the procedure, Clive was whisked away by a guest and has not been seen since.
We are becoming increasingly concerned for his welfare. 😢
If you have seen Clive, please get in touch immediately. Any information, no matter how insignificant, could help bring him home.
🔎 MISSING: Clive
📍 Last seen: The Pelham Suite
🍡 Last known activity: Marshmallow-related medical emergency
🚨 Current status: Unknown
UPDATE: A cheeseburger hat was also reported missing… but thankfully, last night’s Bride has confessed to its accidental theft. 🍔👰♀️🤣
Please share. Bring Clive home. ❤️