07/10/2025
This Halloween, under the glare of the blood moon, The Cornish Bank x Q***r the Decks unleash the battle of the century… CATS vs DOGS !!
In the pink corner, returning to Falmouth with their full-throttle, leash-snapping electro mayhem — it’s DOGSHOW. Expect drums, expect synths expect a mind-boggling performance that blurs the line between rave & theatre.
In the blue corner, clawing through phat gnashing beats, it’s the cxnty-ist kittens of Kernow — PZYK GÜRLS. With performative prowling and lewks to die for, these feral felines know how to put on a party !
And this ain’t any ordinary crufts darling !! it’s a battle of beasts, a carnival of carnality, a c0ckfight where the leashes come off and the fur flies… & the party doesn’t stop there…
To keep tails wagging and claws scratching all night long, we’ve got special performances from PLOOD & BU***KE 5/0 inside the vault cage.
Oh and babe !! you’re not just watching this battle, you’re joining it. So pick your side, pledge your loyalty and transform yourself into either cat or dog. Collars, tails, whiskers, muzzles - we want a catwalk so sharp that it could draw blood !!!
So what will it be: bark or bite? Snarl or hiss?
Only the dance floor decides.
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