Beano the clown

23/12/2025

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20/12/2025

The most notable bit of trivia is the loch’s volume of water. While Loch Ness is only second on the podium behind Loch Morar for the deepest body of fresh water in the UK, and again second behind Loch Lomond for the greatest surface area of fresh water, it thrashes the competition when it comes to which holds the most volume of water!

Loch Ness holds an estimated 263 billion cubic feet of water. Which is more than all the water in all the lakes, rivers and reservoirs in the whole of England and Wales combined! Loch Ness’s deepest points are over 800ft deep which is twice the average depth of the North Sea. In fact, the volume is sufficient for every single person on earth to fit inside it 10 times over.

17/12/2025

Big Kid Circus working in Forr Kinnaird. 2 shots of me after an amazing gig in West Calder on Sunday. Audience and bookers were very supportive. Next stop Dunbar, then the Pigeon's Cabaret for the Bulb and Newspaper Trick.

16/12/2025

THIS,is UNACCEPTABLE ! THERE IS NO EXCUXSE !

09/07/2025

03/06/2025

portobello Beach. A flower pot on a table outside Miro's Cafe. A really cool place open till 8pm.

03/06/2025

Saturday 31rst May, did a show on The Mile round 6.15, with my new Statue of Liberty crown. Lots of americans in the audience. One gave me a $100 note at the end. Liberty is precious.

16/04/2025

This, is a great symbol.

A photograph captures the moment a mother jackal chases down an eagle that has kidnapped her cub. The images were taken by wildlife photographer Ateeb Hussain, who was in the right place at the right time to capture the jackal in action. As you can see in the picture, nature is brutal, but this time the creepy story had a happy ending. The place is the Maasai Mara National Reserve in Kenya, where an eagle swung over a small jackal cub and took it away. However, the mother of the animal was lurking and wouldn't let her puppy get lost. It is known that after the action, the jackal not only rescued its seemingly uninjured pup, but was also able to hide it in a cave from poachers.!

15/04/2025

Sunday 13th April, gig at Auchengeich Miners Club, Glasgow. I was given a proper dressing room, with table, chairs and mirrors. It felt really good, and so different from what I normally get.

16/02/2025

Eva's plant. We have been growing it since 2022.

16/02/2025

in the veranda, after working. Admin and reset show

16/02/2025

an amazing french citroen car from the 40s in Portobello