10/08/2025
OUR FINAL SHOW!
In which two illigitimately married women (one of whom looked with her nose) had a falling out at the top of Arthur's Seat because one fancied the baker.
A husband and wife in the New town finally confronted the fact that despite being married (a legitimate marriage) for a number of years, they slept in different beds and had very little intimacy or even like towards each other. They vowed they would try a 'walk'.
Meanwhile, Tom visited a leadership school because working in the mill had brought on strong feelings towards a young man named Massive Sam. Tom heard the first rule of leadership was taking control of yourself so you can take control of others.
A naughty begger scammed passersby for coin.
The stuck up couple went for a walk through the forest, which was pleasant to the point where they erupted at each other because she was 'like a dry sponge' and his 'facet wasn't working properly'.
Suddenly we were in court, whereupon it was decreed that the stuck up couple could divorce.
Massive Sam had moved to America, but was secretly thinking of Tom, and wrote a letter. They finally met again in Leith and declared their mutual liking of one another. A beautiful romance ensued.
We learnt that milling is a dangerous job, marriage lasts into the afterlife and none of the cast can do yoga.
