THE ONLY ALTERNATIVE WEDDING DJ
Looking for a wedding DJ who’ll blast indie, rock, emo, and pop-punk anthems instead of the usual dated crowd-pleasers? Think MTV Rocks meets Kerrang – edgy, fresh, and totally your vibe. Sure, I can slip in a few classics for the parents early on, but once things really get going, it’s all sweaty gig energy, minus the cringe. Unless you’re absolutely begging for “T
he Macarena,” in which case, you owe me a drink. YOUR DAY, YOUR TUNES
I’m not your typical DJ in a frilly shirt pressing play on the same old playlist. Every set I craft is built around your tastes – Arctic Monkeys, My Chemical Romance, whatever makes you tick, and that obscure B-side you were obsessed with as a teenager. We’ll have a proper chat beforehand so I can lock down your favourite tracks. No forced line dances, no cheesy routines – just a seamless blend of nostalgia and fresh tunes that actually mean something to you. WHY ‘ALTERNATIVE’? Because I ditch the tired wedding clichés. If you want The Darkness “I Believe in a Thing Called Love” for your first dance, we’ll make it happen. If you’re after vibrant British indie instead, no problem. Going alternative is all about binning bland routines and pumping your personality into the day. PROFESSIONAL SOUND, NO CHEESE
I’m still a professional, which means top-notch equipment and flawless mixing. I use an RCF sound system so everything sounds mint. I’m always reading the room and switching it up when needed. If your guests need a boost of energy, I’ll drop something with a sing-along chorus. If they’re already bouncing off the walls, I’ll keep that vibe going until the venue staff are begging us to pack up. WHEREVER YOU’RE TYING THE KNOT
I’m based in Newcastle but will happily trek to your barn in the Lake District, that industrial warehouse in Leeds, or a stately home in Northumberland. Expect solid communication from the words “headliner confirmed”: we’ll sort timings, logistics, and any absolute no-go songs. Fancy ending the night with a rowdy mosh pit? Brilliant – let’s shape the playlist so it explodes right when you want it to. REQUESTS THAT DON’T RUIN THE MOOD
Yes, I’ll handle guest requests as long as they don’t kill the vibe. If someone’s dying to hear a bit of ABBA, I’ll slip it in – just enough to keep everyone grinning without trashing your carefully curated atmosphere – unless you say no of course. WHY ME? Need a reason to seal the deal? I bring an alternative energy that standard DJs just can’t match. From pop-punk to emo throwbacks – plus the odd classic for grandma – it’s all fair game. If you’re craving a wedding that’s bold and unforgettable, I’m your person. Let’s make yours the talk of the North. YOUR STORY, YOUR SOUNDTRACK
Ultimately, booking me means ditching the boring formula for something genuinely you. Think powerful singalongs, guitars, drums, and the songs that brought you and your partner together in the first place. It’s your story, and I’m here to soundtrack it. LET’S MAKE IT EXTRAORDINARY
So, if you want to ditch the cringe and embrace the passion, let’s chat. Let’s make your wedding a little less ordinary, and a lot more EXTRAordinary. I’ll bring the energy and the tunes, you bring the friends and the love. No two weddings should ever be the same – and with me on the decks, yours definitely won’t be.