19/02/2026
🎠OPENING NIGHT – BEDROOM FARCE
Tonight, the bedrooms are officially open.
Anniversary suppers are poised.
Flat-pack optimism is trembling.
Ex-boyfriends are hovering.
Sleep is already unlikely.
Bedroom Farce opens this evening at Carnegie Hall, and we cannot wait to unleash one very long Saturday night upon you.
Four couples.
Three bedrooms.
Zero emotional regulation.
🌟 The practical bits (because someone has to stay organised):
Curtain goes up at 19:30 sharp. Once the arguments begin, they do not pause for latecomers, so please arrive in good time.
We are in the Carnegie Hall Studio Annexe, just a few steps down from the main entrance, not the main hall. Our front of house team will be ready to welcome you.
Seating is first come, first served. Arrive early, settle in, and observe the calm before the storm.
Raffle and programmes will be available. Card and cash accepted.
There are other performances in the main theatre and at the Alhambra this evening, so parking may be tight. Allow time. Domestic panic belongs on stage, not in the car park.
There's a short interval after Act I Just enough time to compose yourself before the next development.
We have only a couple of tickets left for each night across the weekend. If you have been meaning to book, now would be wise.
Tonight, the doors open.
The beds are made.
The misunderstandings are perfectly timed.
See you at 19:30.
