03/10/2025
Tonight’s the night! 🎭
S*x Cells by Anna Longaretti opens this evening — don’t miss the comedy, the drama, and a story full of heart.
Ticket sales for tonight's performance have now closed online, but don't worry - you can buy on the door!!!
📅 Friday 3rd & Saturday 4th October | 🕖 7pm
📍 Chatsworth Hall, John Port Spencer Academy
🎟 Adults £9 | Concessions £7
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In a busy call centre, the four female employees of Aphrodite, a s*x toy manufacturer, take telephone orders. Beneath the cheerful customer service and easy banter, however, these very different women nurse their own desires and disappointments.
Sylvie is desperate to have a baby, but her single minded approach is taking its toll on her marriage and causing friction with the her co-workers. With five children, Janice rarely finds time for herself or her husband. Tiffany is young and single, looking for ‘the one’, but wary of sacrificing her independence. Star employee Lily, meanwhile, is stuck in a loveless marriage and estranged from her son, but buries her pain in wisecracks and work. Ms Causeway is the kind of manager whose presence hushes a room without a word, but beneath her composed exterior lies a lifetime of restraint: a difficult relationship with her mother, and a truth about herself that’s never been spoken aloud, not even to herself.
⚠️Content warning: This play contains mentions of miscarriage, abortion, and adult themes.
❌ Not suitable for under 16s.
This amateur production of “S*x Cells” is presented by arrangement with Concord Theatricals Ltd. on behalf of Samuel French Ltd. www.concordtheatricals.co.uk
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