08/12/2025
It’s that time again! 🎅🎄♥️
It were Xmas eve babe
Down the orley
An ode man said to may
Shan't say anutha un
& then he sang a song
A rare old Miner's tune
I turned me chops away
Un dreamt about you
Gorron a lucky un
Went Corals & my oss wun
Ine gorra faylin
Next year's for may n you
So appy Xmas, I luv yuh bay bee
I can see the Coville Times - when all our dreams come true.
I'd got thighs thray foot wide
But yuh dint really care
Un the tree looked dead good in Memorial Square
When you fost took me 'and on that code Christmas Eve
You said the New Broadway was waitin for me!
Yo were ample
Yo were skinny
Met yo in the Snibby
When the bar rang last orders
Way howled out for more
Barmy Barry was singin
All the drunks they were swinging
Walked to Chapel Corner & danced through the night
The boys from O'Dwyer's Coville tyres stood singin David Gray
And the bells were ringin out for Xmas day
Yur a slag
Yur a sh*t
Yur a Whitwick halfwit
Lying there soaked in sick, bag o' chips in your bed
Yuh s**t ouse, yuh big gob
yun got a r**t small nob
Merry Christmas yuh arse
I pray god it's our last
The boys from O'Dwyer's Coville tyres stood singin Marvin Gay
And the bells were ringin out for Xmas day
Ah cudda bin someone
Well so cud anyone
I brought you Wise Plaice chips, when I first found you
That was a cold kebab,
You'd pinched it off me Dad
I got the fox cub ome & hoped the rain would drown you.
The boys from O'Dwyer's Coville tyres stood singin Galway Bay
And the bells were ringin out for Xmas day.
Merry Xmas & a Happy New Year to everyone of you from the Coville Dictionary, wishing you all you'd wish yourselves for 2026. Xx
