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LAPNI An Informative page about the species of parasite commonly known as 'the Landlord'. LANDLORDS ARE PARASITES NOT INVESTORS

Just incase you forgot to pay attention, these are the average home prices in Ottawa, Ontario from 2023 all the way back...
01/05/2024

Just incase you forgot to pay attention, these are the average home prices in Ottawa, Ontario from 2023 all the way back to 1964.

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Now this is a grade A+ certified landlord repair. Take notes you scumbags.
01/05/2024

Now this is a grade A+ certified landlord repair. Take notes you scumbags.

When will everyone understand that all you have to do is pull yourself up from your boot straps?
01/05/2024

When will everyone understand that all you have to do is pull yourself up from your boot straps?

What a fool I am..
27/08/2023

What a fool I am..

One day I'll be my landlord's wife's boyfriend. Just you watch!
25/08/2023

One day I'll be my landlord's wife's boyfriend. Just you watch!

Baaah-woof
25/08/2023

Baaah-woof

Still out here upping rents because of "raising costs" when in reality the property has been owned and long paid for gen...
25/08/2023

Still out here upping rents because of "raising costs" when in reality the property has been owned and long paid for generations ago..

Don't take it personally, it's only greed.

7% for every year of the mortgage, but yeah..(By the way, that posh looking cat is my wife's boyfriend's do*****ag landl...
25/08/2023

7% for every year of the mortgage, but yeah..

(By the way, that posh looking cat is my wife's boyfriend's do*****ag landlord.)

Renting in Canada be like..
25/08/2023

Renting in Canada be like..

I mean, they may not pay their rent..But as the time-old saying goes, you should only invest money you're willing to los...
25/08/2023

I mean, they may not pay their rent..

But as the time-old saying goes, you should only invest money you're willing to lose.

Besides, isn't it just the banks money you leveraged with a minimal down payment anyways? Of course it is, all because you thought you were a savvy investor rather than coming to terms with the fact that you're just a micro level parasite skewing things on a macro level for everyone else.

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