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🍆 Daily(ish) art and comedy
🎨 Sassy titled watercolours
☀️ Brighton, UK
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27/08/2026

A salmonella outbreak is leading to the recall of eggs and poultry but that’s not the only thing spreading through the flock.

Birds are also catching the latest in avian cosmetic dentistry. These gnashers would make Bernard Matthews roll in his grave.

Gregory flew south for winter and came back with a full set. Say cheese to his brand new Hollywood peck🌼

22/08/2026

British law is indeed a confusing place, especially where animal welfare is concerned.

Fortunately, the Government loves a helpful leaflet.

Public information has reached the point where I half expect this to come through my letterbox: Activities you absolutely must not engage in with a household pet, alongside several points the legal system is strangely relaxed about.

And that poor cat has seen some things🌼

15/08/2026

I’m very lucky to have Ken next door. Without him, my back passage wouldn’t get any attention at all.

I’ll be getting ready in my bedroom and notice him from the corner of my eye, spreading the grit out. I find all manner of detritus collects round the back.

It takes long, steady strokes and a firm grip. Sometimes he does it with such vigour I worry he will snap his tool in half. I often think it needs my gentle touch.

But by the time I’m ready to go down, he’s already done his business and is cleaning himself up in the kitchen sink🌼

06/08/2026

Disability benefits are undermined every year by a small minority of people who fraudulently claim them.

Here’s Molly. By day she volunteers with me in the charity shop. By mid-afternoon, she’s working undercover as a DWP Fraud Investigator.

At the wheel of her trusty PiPmobile, she blends effortlessly into the local mobility scooter population while keeping a watchful eye on suspicious activity.

From sitting-in on chair based Zumba classes and bird bingo tournaments to garden centre cafés and the odd lazy line-dancing night, no suspected fraudster is safe. Last month she had a claimant’s blue badge revoked at a cheese rolling competition after they overtook an 80kg Stilton on foot.

Justice is slow, but it can still get up to 4mph on the pavement🌼

31/07/2026

Yesterday I shared “The Longest Peen on Instagram” as a 20 frame slideshow. Obviously I put an advert on the final slide for people that swiped all the way.

Facebook doesn’t replicate carousels very well, so I present it here in grid format.

At over 20,000 pixels wide, on the average mobile phone the original is around 1.2 metres long which is nearly two-hundredths of a football pitch or 0.00000045% of the way to the moon. Let that sink in🌼

23/07/2026

That moment when a little scaly friend pokes his head out by surprise to inspect the world.

Perhaps he thinks it’s warmer outside.

Maybe he’s smelt some stagnant water to drink.

Or there’s a new toy turned up to play with.

If it’s not a good time, fingers crossed he goes back in again🌼

19/07/2026

Every report card tells a story.

Some boys collect A-grades whereas others fall behind and get a nasty stain on their records. Showing their cheeky side at inappropriate moments is usually a fundamental reason for letting themselves down.

Mummies might take disciplinary action, yet he will always see them as trophies to be displayed with pride🌼

18/07/2026

“Save me the Sweetcorn Cluster” I hear you cry.

Chris Haringey’s Christmas wasn’t all Roses when he decided to shove a Quality Street up his bum for each day of advent.

It isn’t clear whether he unwrapped them, but before he had reached the 24th, Chris suffered an impacted bowel.

Fortunately the choccy bottomed children’s entertainer went to A&E and they came out a Treet🌼

17/07/2026

Vapists: If you’re a sneaky puffster and slip off to the smallest room for a nic hit, we all know.

At the least, the smell of tutti frutti juice will betray you. At worst, the smoke alarm’s gonna blow.

So don’t try to hide it. Burst out of the cubicle like you’re on Stars In Your Eyes shouting “Tonight Matthew, I’m Puff Daddy!”🌼

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Station Approach
Cleethorpes
DN35 8AX

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