07/09/2021
Good Morrow,
FiveLines is a Bank of Cultural Capital, which curates, examines (and carefully puts down again) Things With Five Lines.
We are passionate, committed, and above all, discreet. No Things With Five Lines will appear on your receipts, tax audits, or billing statements. Your credit score will remain unaffected.
If you know of any Thing With Five Lines which may have escaped our diligent notice, we will gladly evaluate, appreciate, and appraise it, with consideration to exhibiting it within our capacious, state-of-the-art vaults.
As far as we are aware, at the time of going to press, we possess the largest cache of Things With Five Lines, worldwide.
Any contribution, regardless of size, mass or atomic number, will be respectfully scrutinised within 7-10 working days, and without prejudice, let, or hindrance.
Spike Brown, CEO & Foundling, FiveLines
