10/06/2026
🎭 AUDITION NOTICE 🎭
'ALLO 'ALLO 2: THE CAMEMBERT CAPER based on the original BBC TV Series written by Jeremy Lloyd and David Croft.
Adapted by David Pibworth, Daid Lovesy, and Steve Clark.
Directed by Lisa Miller.
READ THROUGH: Tuesday 16th June at 7.30pm
AUDITIONS: Thursday 18th June at 7.30pm
PRODUCTION DATES: Saturday 12th, Monday 14th to Saturday 19th September 2026
Rehearsals start the week commencing July 27th
In German-occupied France, café owner René Artois is once again swept into chaos
as he tries to help two British airmen escape while having to raise a fortune in compensation for the missing Fallen Madonna painting.
Surrounded by a cast of meddling Resistance members, scheming Germans, and eccentric locals—including the amorous Monsieur Alphonse, the baffling Officer Crabtree, and the love stricken Lieutenant Gruber - René’s world descends into classic farce. With money, forged notes, and even a bomb hidden inside identical camembert cheeses, it’s only a
matter of time before everything goes hilariously and explosively wrong.
Expect a few loud bangs, reductive sterotyping and middle aged men in their underwear.
CASTING - The cast features the usual suspects:
Rene: The beleaguered café owner
Edith: His long suffering wife
Yvette: His glamorous bit on the side
Mimi: His other (shorter) bit on the side.
F***y: His annoying bedridden mother in law
2 British Airman (who have a larger part in this production) - The thorns in Renes
side.
Leclerc: The master of disguise (or not as the case may be)
Monsieur Alphonse: Ardent admirer of Edith and the local undertaker.
Michelle: Still only saying things once.
Crabtree: Still saying things badly.
Colonel: Still sporting a wiglet
Capt. Geering: His dim-witted side kick
Helga: The ever passionate lover of Herr Flick
Herr Flick: the cold and dispassionate Gestapo officer
Lieutenant Gruber: Still pining to take Rene for a spin in his little tank.
General Von Klinkerhoffen: Freshly back from the Russian Front and demanding…
everything!
Also – a small selection of soldiers and peasants and radio voices.
Ages are flexible - it just needs to make sense logistically and visually
If you'd like more information you can contact Lisa at [email protected]
