03/09/2026
Forget pencil cases. Forget protractors. Forget whatever a “Muji aesthetic” is supposed to be.
This is the BACK TO SCHOOL SALE YOU ACTUALLY NEED — and we’re down to our last 6 tickets for the September Baby Bonanza. They’re £5 off with code 5OFF, because accessible q***r joy and bargains are the curriculum we believe in.
While other parents are buying stationery, you’re buying drag brunch tickets.
Class is in session. The subject is camp chaos. The homework is serve.