The Eternal Bertram Street

The Eternal Bertram Street Some called it a place of wonder, others one of horrific tragedy. To the residents of Bertram Street, it became more than just a building.

Its legacy will live ever eternal.

The keeper of the keys, wearing his traditional ceremonial gown accepts the keys back into care after resident Matt Flee...
07/08/2018

The keeper of the keys, wearing his traditional ceremonial gown accepts the keys back into care after resident Matt Fleet steps down from his position as the custodian of the upper master suite. The Arch-Door looks on as witness to this historical event. As is tradition so it shall be.

We regret to inform you that 16 Bertram street will be closed today as a small amount of frozen water has been found on ...
01/03/2018

We regret to inform you that 16 Bertram street will be closed today as a small amount of frozen water has been found on the premises. Normal operation will continue once the infestation has been eliminated through liberal application of the Bertram Street flamethrower department. Thank you for your patience. Beware the snow menace.

Some of the more esteemed residents of Bertram Street testing the recently installed above-toilet sun roof.
29/04/2017

Some of the more esteemed residents of Bertram Street testing the recently installed above-toilet sun roof.

Here we see Bertram Street resident Matthew Fleet preparing for the grueling examination period. Though he puts on a bra...
08/01/2017

Here we see Bertram Street resident Matthew Fleet preparing for the grueling examination period. Though he puts on a brave face, the true horror of what he had seen in those days spent huddled over derivations, bloodied fingers and bleeding eyeballs can be seen behind thoes false eyes.

26/10/2016

Test subject No 2 in action...

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