Functionally Dysfunctional

18/06/2018

PLSS Photography unflinchingly captured a sick disturbance at the Cardiff Fringe. Give them a like and use them for all your photography needs, it's the least they deserve for gazing so staunchly in to madness.

If you wish you can vote for Head-Count for the "Festival Favorite Award". Your vote, the award and your own life will soon crumble to nothing and be forgotten so why you would want to is your own business. Vote for something here and feel like your existence matters for a moment.

https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/blog/Cardiff-Fringe-Festival-Awards-2018

Head-Count at the Cardiff Fringe

18/06/2018

Head-Count at the Cardiff Fringe

15/06/2018

The curse of Head-Count continues. Our last unaffected member was struck down during the day when a window fell on his head. Perhaps it knocked some sense in to him. Thanks to all who came and helped dispel the curse, may the bad luck you took home with you result in nothing more than your tea being the wrong colour. We'll see you again soon. If we're still alive.

14/06/2018

Tonight is your last chance to see the show audiences have gone mad over. Described as "worth the £9" and like "being on ketamine" who are we to argue? Catch it at 8pm The Gate and if you're so inclined Archetypical at 7pm. Which should appeal to you miserly sorts as you save £1 if you book both together. But at what cost? Both part of the Cardiff Fringe Theatre Festival .

13/06/2018

Your lives are as cursed as ours if you missed tonight. Reviews for Head-Count are coming in and audiences loved it. Poor, broken souls that they are. Fear not! We're on again at The Gate tomorrow at 8pm along with the equally brilliant Atypical at 7pm and you, you little bastards, get to save one of your hard earned pounds for yourselves if you buy a ticket to both. Spend it on much needed therapy.

Gaze upon these words of generous insanity:

"Well worth the £9"

"Just saw play: Head Count. A weird cocktail of 1 part crazy, 6 parts experimental, 2 parts charming and 3 parts deceptively subtextual. Still processing wtf it’s about but fully enjoyed it! + Co. do a fun commanding job immersing us all in their world!"

"Saw two quite brilliant, and very different, performances at tonight: by and ; and -Count by . This is exactly what a fringe theatre festival should be about!
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Cardiff Fringe Theatre Festival

12/06/2018

We open at The Gate tomorrow for two nights. Should you be as deranged as us you'll love it:

" Wow! An amazing tangle of emotions from hilarious to disturbing." - Audience review

Dive in to a pool of insanity from us and the Cardiff Fringe Theatre Festival

Tickets here from TicketSource:

Tickets are now available for Head-Count at The Gate Arts Centre - Cafe space, Cardiff between Wednesday 13 June 2018 and Thursday 14 June 2018. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!

08/06/2018

If you've not yet had the "pleasure" of seeing Head-Count you might not know about the one good thing in the show: the fantastic music from Elora Smith and Sullie Burgess. These dudes are super flexible and talented, much more than us, so if you need music or sound engineering done do get in touch and chuck some pennies their way.

08/06/2018

Head-Count opens next Wednesday, unlucky 13th, The Gate with Cardiff Fringe Theatre Festival. Cheap laughs and cheaper shocks that one audience member said was

"A charming, anarchic piece infused with a surreal humour "



Tickets here:

Tickets are now available for Head-Count at The Gate Arts Centre - Cafe space, Cardiff between Wednesday 13 June 2018 and Thursday 14 June 2018. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!

07/06/2018

Coming soon: private messages from us, cap in hand, asking you to buy a ticket for our fringe theatre show! May involve the following; sexual inuuendos, threats of self-harm, references to the alcohol problem we've developed through stress and other ways of making you feel guilty. Including the fact we only get paid if you buy a ticket! Begging, it's the new marketing!



https://www.ticketsource.co.uk/whats-on/cardiff/the-gate-arts-centre-cafe-space/head-count

06/06/2018

One week until the unluckiest day of the year. We open at The Gate next Wednesday the 13th. Cardiff Fringe Theatre Festival

Buy your tickets below for what audiences called

"An immersive, childish nightmare that dares you to laugh/stare in horror."

Tickets are now available for Head-Count at The Gate Arts Centre - Cafe space, Cardiff between Wednesday 13 June 2018 and Thursday 14 June 2018. Click the link for further information and to secure your tickets now!