Blind Pig

09/10/2026

‼️PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT

❤️Our last show at Komedia Brighton is creeping ever closer…

🎉And we intend to go out with a bang…!

🫵You don’t want to miss out on your final dose of Sassy Shenanigans so don’t delay in grabbing your seat to the Sassiest Cabaret Show in Brighton Town: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-a-christmas-cracker/

👑Our next Returning Royalty is embracing the brief completely using her well-known comedy caper style filled with a damn right sass-pants attitude to boot!

❤️We are delighted to welcome back the fabulous Brie Van Dee Pants!

❤️Join her and the rest of our slay-tastic tasties on Saturday 5th December for an evening of merriment and madness you’ll not want to end…!

See you all there Sassy Ones ❤️

Photography:

01/10/2026

‼️SASSY PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT!

🎃It’s FINALLY October… the official Spooky Month we all love here at Sassy HQ…

Sadly, this year, due to utterly selfish circumstances, we’ve had to forgo our Halloween show…💍🙄

❤️BUT… in its place we shall be having one rather cracking Christmas addition… it’s been a few years since we’ve done one, and we intend to own it!

👑And with that in mind… please welcome the first of our Returning Royalty:

❤️She’s been with us from the very start and always brings joy, colour, and a little bit of well-placed wackiness to all her performances…

🧡It’s the one and only Juice Orange!

❤️Join her and the rest of our cast of absolute corkers on Saturday 5th December for our LAST EVER show at Komedia Brighton!

❤️You’ll be SO annoyed if you miss out, as tickets will go fast, so we’d suggest getting yours now to avoid dissapointment: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-a-christmas-cracker/

Event Page: https://facebook.com/events/s/the-sassy-cabaret-club-present/27251138914495731/

See you all in just over 9 weeks Sassy Ones ❤️

Photography tesofthedrtyvillas

17/06/2026

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❤️Next show announcement Friday!❤️

👀Keep your peepers peeled sassy ones👀

09/04/2026

❤️TWO SLEEPS until The Sassy Cabaret Club Presents… The Spring Tease!

‼️Limited tickets are still available, but there will be NONE ON THE DOOR!

🙏So if you are coming along to support your friendly local cabaret show we need you to commit now: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-the-spring-tease/

🫵We can’t do this without your support and we won’t be around forever…so seize the SASS before it’s too late!

See you all on Saturday at 7pm sharp at Komedia Brighton Sassy Ones ❤️

Lots of love
Sassy HQ



Betty Nails

03/04/2026

❤️THIS IS YOUR 1 WEEK WARNING❤️

‼️Tickets are now lower than Trixy Vixens corset line…

So…if you intend on being present at one of our only shows of 2026 we suggest immediate action: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-the-spring-tease/

🔥DJ ANNOUNCEMENT🔥

❤️This rather dapper gent needs no real introduction… a constant face on the burlesque scene for many moons, what he doesn’t know about DJing shows just isn’t worth knowing…

We are most humbled to have the tache-tastic Mr Peter von Sleaze for one night only… ensuring your toes keep tapping and your taches twizzling throughout the evening…

❤️Join him and the rest of our excellently eclectic mix of miscreants next Saturday 11th April at Komedia Brighton for a whole lot of SASS!

See you all there Sassy Swirlers ❤️

27/03/2026

❤️ONLY 2 WEEKS until The Sassy Cabaret Club Presents… The Spring Tease! and tickets are running perilously low!

‼️This is your official warning to grab a ticket NOW before they are ALL gone: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-the-spring-tease/

🔥COMPERE ANNOUNCEMENT🔥

❤️What would Sassy be like without these two… probably a lot less chaotic… but where would be the fun in that!

❤️Yes… Trixy Vixen will be back at the helm along with the ever-upstaging Ser Floor B*itch to steer the Ship of Sass through the inevitably turbulent waters of madness and mayhem… and there be pirates… or more accurately…rabbits??

❤️Confused?? You’ll have to come along and find out…!

❤️Join them and the rest of our cast of misfits and renegades on Saturday 11th April at the famous Komedia Brighton for an evening of all the sassy shenanigans your little hearts could desire!

See you all there Sassy Sailors ❤️

Photography

20/03/2026

‼️3 WEEKS until The Sassy Cabaret Club Presents… The Spring Tease!‼️

🫵Tickets are limited but still available if you are quick: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-the-spring-tease/

🔥PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT🔥

❤️Slumbering fitfully over the winter there now stirs some serious trouble… and we do mean TROUBLE!

😈Sassy’s very own resident terror Betty Nails needs no introductions apart from the usual disclaimer that we have absolutely no responsibility for her actions and you should always keep your hands and arms inside the carriage as she may bite…!

❤️What will she be dishing up this time we wonder? Find out on Saturday 11th April at Komedia Brighton at your peril!

See you all there Sassy Spring Teasers ❤️

06/03/2026

❤️5 weeks until The Sassy Cabaret Club Presents… The Spring Tease!

🫵50% of tickets have already been snapped up, so best grab yours now: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-the-spring-tease/

🔥PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT🔥

❤️We are most honoured and humbled to welcome back an absolute on-point powerhouse of a performer after a too long hiatus…

❤️And she’s internationally award-winning doncha know… as well as the most famous lampshade in the multiverse!

👑Let’s give a big “we are not worthy” welcome to the hilariously high-end and meticulously moreish Cheski Kobler!

❤️Join her and the rest of our band of vicarious vagabonds on Saturday 11th April at the famous Komedia Brighton for an evening of all the sassy shenanigans you can handle…

See you all there Sassy Ones ❤️

Photography Captured By Corinne

27/02/2026

❤️6 weeks until The Sassy Cabaret Club Presents… The Spring Tease!

❤️Things are starting to wriggle and quiver here at Sassy HQ… entities that have lain dormant over the winter are starting to stir!

‼️Tickets are also starting to disappear fast…so grab yours today: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-the-spring-tease/

🤘PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT🤘

❤️Its’ time to welcome another sassy newbie into the collective chaos…

This vintage vixen is most definitely ready for spring and raring to go… and who isn’t partial to a lovely little bit of bunny rabbit 🐰😉

❤️Give it up for the fabulous femme-fatale that is Fauna Kate!

❤️Join her and the rest of band of mesmerising misfits on Saturday 11th April at the famous Komedia Brighton for an evening of crazy cabaret capers!

See you all the Sassy Ones ❤️

Photography by Grimm Noire

20/02/2026

❤️7 weeks until The Sassy Cabaret Club returns for our Spring-Tease Show!

‼️That’s really not that long you know… so grab your tickets quick before they go: https://www.komedia.co.uk/shows/the-sassy-cabaret-club-presents-the-spring-tease/

❤️PERFORMER ANNOUNCEMENT❤️

❤️Our next performer is so lip-smackingly tasty we had to have her back…!

❤️She’s a pocket rocket of fun and frollicks who always brings a-game energy and excitement to the stage…

🍬Give it up for the sensationally sweet Dolly Delicious!

❤️Join her and the rest of our cast of sass-pots on Saturday 11th April at the famous Komedia Brighton for an evening of silly shenangians that’ll warm you right up from winter…

See you all there Sassy Ones ❤️

Photography: Baz Yéllow