28/11/2025
Firstly, a huge thanks to all of you who came along to our auditions for Jack and the Beanstalk on Wednesday, the talent was fantastic!
However, after taking on feedback that a number of people couldn’t make our first audition we have decided to hold another one on Thursday 4th December 7:00pm at the Priory Barn.
To make the evening run more smoothly please get in touch to let us know if you’re planning on attending and which part/parts you will be auditioning for.
The format is the same as before with no script work to prepare. But, if you’d like to audition for solo singing we’d love to hear either the first verse and chorus of “I’m a Believer” or the first verse and chorus of “A Million Dreams”, whichever you feel suits you best. We will have the following backing tracks playing on the night -
I’m a Believer - https://youtu.be/RhQlrJMZhf0?si=szVF7KJB54HK4gfN
A Million Dreams - https://youtu.be/3f2X_gIJ_u4?si=wn65aqIMn7tm2W5o
Our cast of characters (in order of appearance) includes:
Narrator (18 upwards M/F – 69 lines) An omniscient character who pushes destiny
along here and there where it needs a helping hand.
Jack (18-35, F – 219 lines) Traditional principal boy, so played by a girl. An ordinary
farm boy who lives with his aunt and whose best friend is a cow. Singing role.
Buttercup (any age, M/F – on stage when Jack is) Jack’s cow and best friend. Will be wearing some kind of cow mask/ headgear throughout. Running joke that she stares at people.
Egbertha McNasty (30 upwards, F – 237 lines) The landlady who owns the homes of all the people in the village and is trying to evict them. Singing role (possibly).
Tiny (30 upwards, M – 29 lines) Egbertha’s long-suffering henchman and bruiser.
Menacing, but not very bright.
Dim (18 upwards, M/F – 125 lines) One half of the comic duo of Princess’s minders, a bit of a snob and more than a bit thick.
Dum (18 upwards, M/F – on stage when Dim is) The other half of the comic duo but
does not speak at all. Must have good facial expressions and miming ability.
The Princess (18-35, F – 177 lines) Principal girl. Princess Anastasia rules the land,
quite a responsibility for so young a girl. Singing role.
The Giant (M – 130 lines) A nice giant, who has been terrorising the village on the
orders of Egbertha who has taken advantage of his good nature. May be voice only.
Dottie (18 upwards, M – 271 lines) Traditional Dame, so a man playing a woman. Dorothy J. Flangehabit (Dottie to her friends) is well meaning, not always my reflected in her actions.
The Guards (any age, M/F) Guards 1 (31 lines) and 2 (23 lines) Comical guards who
are easily fooled. Small but important, yet also fun parts.
Harp (any age, M/F – 46 lines) The talking Harp is a sardonic character, who has
sarcastic lines to deliver. A treasure of the Giant’s and becomes the Princess’s friend. Singing role.
Chorus of Villagers/ Market Traders/ etc. (9, 6, 5, 3, 1, 1 lines)
The performance dates will be 20th-22nd February, however those cast will be needed for the full week commencing 16th February for rehearsals and get ins.