StoneFish

StoneFish Great 4 piece hard rock covers band, based in the Bournemouth and surrounding area.

StoneFish are
Tess "Tickles" Tyler - vocals
Paul Tyler - bass
Jon "Fluff" Barry - Guitar and backing vocals
Mike Patsun - Drums

07/07/2026

James May having one of the all-time great Twitter interactions with Professor Brian Cox. šŸ˜‚

It all started when Brian Cox mentioned that the total mass of the observable universe could be expressed as the equivalent of around 5 Ɨ 10⁵⁓ pints of bitter.

James May then couldn’t resist asking one of the most ridiculous questions imaginable. He asked Professor Cox that if he’d drunk an average of 12 pints of bitter a week since 1980, what percentage of the observable universe’s total mass had passed through his body.

Rather than ignoring it, Brian actually worked it out. He estimated James had consumed around 30,000 pints, adding that it equated to roughly 70,000 cubic light seconds’ worth of the universe.

James’ reply was perfect in its simplicity:

ā€œThanks. That’s what I thought.ā€

It’s such a brilliant exchange because it’s exactly what you’d expect from the pair of them. James comes up with an absurdly specific question, Brian gives it a genuine scientific answer, and James responds as though he’d simply had a minor curiosity confirmed.šŸ˜‚

Getting ready to ROCK for Lauren & Jess in Lychett Matravers tonight!  🤟🤟
13/06/2026

Getting ready to ROCK for Lauren & Jess in Lychett Matravers tonight! 🤟🤟

Good soggy afternoon Fishy peeps! A newer harder rockier generation of Stonefish has evolved! As we prepare rather excit...
04/06/2026

Good soggy afternoon Fishy peeps! A newer harder rockier generation of Stonefish has evolved! As we prepare rather excitedly, for our second rock wedding, be warned we are very much BACK!! In the meantime, cue our new logo, on a new HUGE and rather splendiferous backdrop, beautifully modelled by the Guv’nor- I mean bassist!šŸ˜‰
Quotes chickadees- throw them at us!! 😘🤘
Tickles

It’s the bossy one’s birthday today! We don’t know how old he is but nevertheless, this video taken eons ago- 8/9 years ...
22/05/2026

It’s the bossy one’s birthday today! We don’t know how old he is but nevertheless, this video taken eons ago- 8/9 years and several drummers later- proves that his choreography skills were pants 🩲 in the beginning! Stick to what you do best Fluff! Loves ya really! Happy Birthday you awesome piece of loveliness 🤣🤣😘
Muchos ale/merlot and ribbing, from Tickles, Paul & Mike and our Tony too. šŸ¤˜šŸ¤—

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So here he be! StoneFish’s new and bloody marvellous 🤩 master of weapons of mass percussion…Please give a fabulous Fishy...
04/01/2026

So here he be! StoneFish’s new and bloody marvellous 🤩 master of weapons of mass percussion…
Please give a fabulous Fishy welcome to Mr Mike Patsun!
He’s already done us proud LIVE at the Thomas Tripp Christchurch !! and we are looking forward to many more cracking gigs with lots of audience participation!
Best Fishy wishes,
StoneFish- rock šŸŽø with oomph, gusto and minimal fromage!

04/01/2026

Stonefish are BACK!!
After 7 dry months while we were more SpinalTap than we anticipated, we debuted with our new and fantabularse drummer, Mike at The Thomas Tripp.
You were rocking you lovelies! How chuffed were we, a Christchurch band to belt out our tunes on our home turf? Flipping chuffed! You newly fledged Fishies danced, sang, lunged and fiddled with your inflatable air guitars šŸŽø- you little rockers! We loved it and I think it’s fairly evident that Mike is a great fit for us- he’s a keeper! Cheers my dears, you were a cracking audience!
Until the next time- remember always to be ā€œflamboyantly flatulent!ā€
Hugs, rum and cheese,
TessTickles, Paul, John and Mike- StoneFish! 🤘🤘

So Fishies it’s been a while and rest assured there’s no cobwebs on Stonefish!! We are super excited to be rocking our h...
01/01/2026

So Fishies it’s been a while and rest assured there’s no cobwebs on Stonefish!! We are super excited to be rocking our home turf of Christchurch tomorrow night LIVE at the Thomas Tripp Christchurch !! On from 9pm so you’ve time to lubricate your larynxes at the bar and get your air guitars šŸŽø tuned up! We will be releasing our new drummer-he’s rather splendid!
So get your bling on, dust off your dancing shoes and get ready to rock out the Stonefish way with gusto and panache darlinks! Audience participation as always is actively encouraged!
Muchos hugs
Tess-Tickles (Obi the pup will not be sneaking in!)

Greetings all… wishing a loud Happy New Year to all our friends, family, followers, moshers, dancers, supporters, stalke...
31/12/2025

Greetings all… wishing a loud Happy New Year to all our friends, family, followers, moshers, dancers, supporters, stalkers and Fishy-Friends!!

SEE YOU THIS FRIDAY 2nd JAN AT THE THOMAS TRIPP - CHRISTCHURCH. - 9pm !!!
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Thomas Tripp Christchurch

Ooh is it a new bass??!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚See you all the Thomas Tripp on 2nd Jan, come and shake ya mojo and work off those Crimbo cal...
19/12/2025

Ooh is it a new bass??!! šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚

See you all the Thomas Tripp on 2nd Jan, come and shake ya mojo and work off those Crimbo calories !!

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