Tony Trixalot

Tony Trixalot Children's Party Entertainer

28/04/2023

Friday Funny
How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
Three: a left ear, a right ear, and a final front ear. 😂

21/04/2023

Friday Funny
What's the difference between a jeweller and a prison warden?
One sells watches and the other watches cells. 🤣

14/04/2023

Friday Funny
Did you hear about the mathematician who got a rubber stuck up his nose?

He worked it out with a pencil. 😂

07/04/2023

Friday Funny
What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Finding half a worm. 🥹

31/03/2023

Friday Funny

Patient: Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains.

Doctor: Pull yourself together. 😞

24/03/2023

Friday Funny

Why do elephants have big ears?

Because Noddy wouldn't pay the ransom. 😂

17/03/2023

Friday Funny

Waiter: Would you like your pizza cut into four slices or six?

Customer: Just four please, I couldn't manage six. 🤣

10/03/2023

Friday Funny

What time do ducks wake up?

At the quack of dawn. 😂

03/03/2023

Friday funny
What's round and dangerous?

A vicious circle...😂

24/02/2023

Friday funny
What has six legs, is green and fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you from a tree?

A snooker table...😂

After three days at the world’s biggest magic convention, note to self ‘must get a bigger room next year!’
19/02/2023

After three days at the world’s biggest magic convention, note to self ‘must get a bigger room next year!’

17/02/2023

Friday funny
Why did the mushroom get invited to lots of parties?

Because he was such a fun guy...🤣

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Bournemouth
BH92TR

Opening Hours

Monday 10am - 6pm
Tuesday 10am - 6pm
Wednesday 10am - 6pm
Thursday 10am - 6pm
Friday 10am - 6pm
Saturday 10am - 6pm
Sunday 10am - 6pm

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+447913670227

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