Batcow Artworks

Batcow Artworks Batcow Artworks creates sculptures from recycled metals, copperwire, soapstone and other found items.

12/09/2026

I'm quite worried, because I bought a tin of red gloss Garage Door Paint, and yesterday I painted my garage door. I then went on to paint my front drainpipe, the lead flashing above the bay window, the garden gates, the rear drainpipe, the kitchen sink outlet pipe, the shed drainpipe, gutter and fascia all with the SAME TIN OF PAINT.
Do you think the police will come and arrest me and take me to prison?

05/08/2026

'Little Lizard' is a song written and recorded in 2018, and which a...

18/07/2026

'The Downstroke' is a song written and recorded in 2025. It appears...

23/06/2026

I received a package in the mail yesterday, one I'd sent and was being returned to sender. I noticed the date on the red 'return' label as being 9th May, and wondered why it had taken until 22nd June to get back to me. I then noticed that the date I'd sent the package was 9th December 2022, making a delay of 6 weeks pale in comparison. Where has this package been for three-and-a-half years, and how on earth can Royal Mail be so incredibly useless? The fact that the package arrived at my house at the same time as a letter from Royal Mail apologising for another example of ineptitude and sending me financial compensation speaks volumes . . .

28/04/2026

A novel about Newton le Willows, a northern town halfway between Liverpool and Manchester, documenting the vanishing narratives and small lives that have occurred there.

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