Pirates Adventure Golf

28/08/2026

🎒 KIDS BACK TO SCHOOL? 🎒

Not mine! 😂🙈

While everyone else is getting ready for school, mine is having the time of his life at Pirates Adventure Golf! ⛳🏴‍☠️

And with the Bank Holiday Weekend here, there’s no excuse not to come and join in the fun! 🎉🏴‍☠️

⛳ Open 7 DAYS A WEEK
⏰ 10AM – 10PM

Bring the kids, bring the family and make the most of the long weekend! ❤️

Because let’s be honest… mini golf beats school any day! 😂🏴‍☠️⛳

26/08/2026

🎉 When you want to annoy your co-workers at Pirates Adventure Golf… 😂🏴‍☠️

Today ONLY, let’s play MORE games! ⛳️🔥

BUY ONE COURSE & GET THE OTHER COURSE FREE! 🤯
Yep… you heard us right! 😏

⏰ 10am–5pm ONLY

So hurry down, bring your mates, bring the family and come annoy our staff for fun! 😂🏴‍☠️

Who doesn’t love a bargain… and watching our staff suffer through another round of questions? 🤣

⚓️ Pirates Adventure Golf — where the fun never stops! ⛳️🏴‍☠️

20/08/2026

🏴‍☠️⚓ COMPETITION TIME!

We’re giving 5 lucky winners the chance to win 4 Doubloons — enough for you and friends to come along and enjoy some piratey fun before the summer holidays are over! 🏴‍☠️⛳️

To enter, simply:

👍 LIKE this post
🔄 SHARE this post
💬 COMMENT who you’d bring with you!

That’s it! 🎉

5 lucky winners will be chosen, so get tagging your golf buddy! ⛳️🏴‍☠️

Good luck, mateys! ☠️🪙

Competition closes [26/8/26].

18/08/2026

🎉⛳️ PIRATES ADVENTURE GOLF ⛳️🎉

We’re OPEN 7 DAYS A WEEK, 10AM–10PM! 🏴‍☠️

And don’t worry about the generational age gap… 😂
We might be different ages, but we’re all here dancing our hearts out while we work! 💃🕺🤣

Come play some mini golf, have a laugh and see what chaos the Pirates are up to! 🏴‍☠️

12/08/2026

Don’t be sad when your bestie goes on holiday without you… 😭😂

Come to Pirates Adventure Golf and we’ll cheer you right up! ⛳🏴‍☠️🤣

Open 7 days a week, 10am–10pm. Because apparently golf is cheaper than therapy!

06/08/2026

🏴‍☠️ Pirates Adventure Golf is OPEN! ⛳

📅 7 days a week
🕙 10am–10pm

Need something to do? Grab the family, your mates, or that one friend who’s far too competitive and come take them on! 😏

And don’t worry… unlike some places, we’ll be serving customers, not making TikTok videos. 😉😂

See you on the course… if you can handle 36 holes! ⛳🏆

30/07/2026

☀️ The sun’s out… so there’s only one thing left to do… grab a putter and see who’s buying the ice cream afterwards! ⛳🍦

We’re open 7 days a week, 10am–10pm, so there’s plenty of time to take on the course.

See you at Pirates Adventure Golf! 🏴‍☠️

26/07/2026

Head up from Monday 27th July

📢CUSTOMER NOTICE
As we progress further construction work to the new Ice Bowl, we wish to advise customers and Vitality members of the temporary closure of the entrance road to the centre from the mini roundabout.

From Monday 27 July for a period of 10 weeks, customers should enter and exit from the Old Dundonald Road/ Escapade entrance or via the underpass at the caravan park from the main roundabout.

✅All car parks will remain fully accessible and there will no disruption to business for customers throughout the construction stage.

We wish to thank customers and Vitality members for their continued support as we progress our exciting state of the art leisure and entertainment facility.

👀Please keep an eye our socials for further updates.

20/07/2026

🏴‍☠️ Mini golf is open 7 days a week, 10am–10pm! ⛳

Come and challenge your family, beat your friends, and make some memories!

Don’t worry… our staff won’t shout at you—they’re not your mother! 😂 (They might laugh if your golf ball ends up in the pond though… 🤭)

See you on the course! 🏌️‍♂️☀️

18/07/2026

Sun’s out, putters out! ☀️⛳

The weather is looking fantastic all weekend, so come and visit us at Pirates Adventure Golf!

We promise not to hide… unless we’re avoiding the staff jobs. 🏴‍☠️😂