01/09/2026
HASBIAN is touring 🌈📖
A Q***r coming-of-age comedy featuring Beth's REAL teenage diaries from the early-00s, with animated projections inspired by teen magazines, and a soundtrack of y2k pop classics & indie angst anthems 💘
If you’ve been to a ***rDiary night, you’ve had a tiny glimpse into what Beth was up to in 2001. Come find out the rest of the story 👀
“A unique insight into growing up q***r in the 90s” ★★★★★ - A Young(ish) Perspective
"A wonderful piece... part nostalgia, and part protest" ★★★★.5 - GJD Reviews
"An incredibly funny, charismatic performer" ★★★★ - West End With Me
All performances of Hasbian have integrated Audio Description as part of the script, and Creative Captioning is built into the projections.
2026:
📍10 Sept Derby Theatre
📍17 Sept The Place Theatre
📍8 Oct Arena Theatre
📍23 Oct Mayflower Studios
📍20 Nov Farnham Maltings
Supported by Arts Council England
Image Description:
A photo of Beth against a pink backdrop, opening a blue notebook, with a scandalised expression - one eyebrow raised, mouth open in shocked amusement. Beth is a white person with dark hair in a high ponytail, wearing pink dungarees & a lilac tie-dye t-shirt. Above Beth, the title says “Hasbian” in a bold yellow font that recalls teen movies: Mean Girls, Clueless, etc.
Surrounding Beth's head are cut-out photos including a Brighton bus, a bottle of cheap vodka, red Doc Marten boots, young Lindsay Lohan & Ashton Kutcher in heart-shaped frames, the back of 00s pop duo Tatu holding hands in school uniform.
Snippets from reviews (the same ones as in this caption) appear on cut-out strips, above and below Beth, and the dates are listed on a torn blue strip of paper, in a typewriter-style font.
