28/09/2026
Darlings, I was truly honoured to be invited back to host this yearβs Microscope Ball in aid of Muscular Dystrophy UK, and what a night it was! π§‘β¨πͺ©ππ
β¨ Together, we raised a record-breaking Β£590,624, surpassing last yearβs incredible total.
β¨ The Microscope Ball is the flagship fundraising event for Muscular Dystrophy UK, the charity supporting more than 110,000 people in the UK who live with muscle-wasting conditions.
β¨ There is currently no cure for these conditions, which can limit and, in many cases, shorten lives.
β¨ The Ball has now raised an extraordinary Β£8 million for the charity. None of this would have been possible without the phenomenal generosity of the property industry.
These vital funds support groundbreaking research, life-changing services, accessibility advocacy and greater inclusion for people living with muscle conditions. And yes, we continued the tradition of auctioning me off to the highest bidder to βperformβ or host one of their own events. This year, the gavel fell at a fabulous Β£10,000, raising even more money for the charity. Long may the tradition continue, darling!
Endless thanks to KERFUFFLE STUDIO for creating this orange-sequinned, iridescent festival fabulousness, and to Truffle Pig Wigs for the utterly fabulous wig. Subtle? Never heard of her. π
Finally, a ch*****ne toast to Jody and Debbie Hoods from Muscular Dystrophy UK, Michelle Anthony and Abigail Williams and everyone on the committee. Thank YOU for trusting me again!
Photos By Colin Baldwin