The Calamity Club

11/06/2026

How cool are these !

11/06/2026

🔥 Tattoo Special Offer 🔥

7–8 inch black & grey designs

💰 £150 each
❌ No cover-ups
📅 Limited availability

DM to book your slot. First come, first served. 🖤

07/06/2026

🔥 TINY TATTOO DEAL 🔥

1 for £20
2 for £30
3 for £40
4 for £50

* £10 per extra tattoo after that!

✨ Linework only
✨ Small tattoos only
✨ Mix & match designs
✨ One person per deal (no sharing)
✨ No limit on how many you can get

Limited spaces available! 📩 Message us to book your slot.

First come, first served.
This will run next week

05/06/2026

Who fancies some Summerween flash!!!!🖤❤️

05/06/2026

⚡️Deal⚡️ a bit of diz nee , sheet £60 each or 2 for £100 , the princess’s £90 dm us for availability

04/06/2026

04/06/2026

ROOM TO RENT IN A TATTOO STUDIO

Private room available within a busy tattoo shop, suitable for:

✨ Aesthetics
✨ Piercing
✨ Brows
✨ PMU
✨ Massage & Holistic Treatments
✨ Other similar businesses

💷 £70 per week (negotiable)
✅ All bills included
✅ Professional environment
✅ Must have your own insurance

Message for more details or to arrange a viewing. 📩

04/06/2026

We have space for a piercer!!!! A space to rent if interested drop us a dm 🖤 please share

03/06/2026

🖤Special deals on these!🖤no cover ups , these will be big pieces around 8/9 inch (bit smaller that a4) 🤠 drop us a dm to get booked in

30/05/2026

🚨 FREE TATTOO SHOP MERCH GIVEAWAY 🚨

Because your wardrobe deserves at least ONE shirt that isn’t black with mysterious bleach stains.

We’re giving away prizes to 3 winners:

🥇 1st Prize: 🖤 Shop merch tee
🖤 £60 Tattoo voucher
🥈 2nd Prize: 🖤 Shop merch tee
🥉 3rd Prize: 🖤 Shop merch tee

TO ENTER:

⚡ Follow our page
⚡ Like this post
⚡ Comment your favourite tattoo style
⚡ Tag the friend who says “I’m done getting tattoos” every 6 months

Bonus entry if you share this to your story like the absolute legend you are.

📅 Winners will be drawn on Sunday 28th June.

Thanks for supporting the shop, the artists, and the tattoo community. Good luck! 🖤

May the odds be ever in your poorly moisturised favour 💀