A Laff From Lancashire

A Laff From Lancashire I write witty poems in Lanky Twang, laced with northern humour.
'Ave a laff wi' a Lancashire lass! PM me for prices....I won't break your piggy bank !

To promote my books of northern witty verse, I offer 'poetry and chat' sessions for entertainment purposes at charity and other events throughout Lancashire. Please feel free to get in touch if you think your guests might be entertained by a short performance. :)
You can also book me as entertainment for your private functions, parties events etc.

I forgot to mention this...proud moment! ...so my story will be printed in this year's collection along with stories an ...
23/08/2026

I forgot to mention this...proud moment! ...so my story will be printed in this year's collection along with stories an poems by other Lancashire authors.. 😊😊😊😊😊

A couple of pics of my audience at St. Peters Monday Club coming for a session of poetry n chat with a few singalong son...
23/08/2026

A couple of pics of my audience at St. Peters Monday Club coming for a session of poetry n chat with a few singalong songs chucked in for good measure. Here you can see folk checking out the songsheets I put on the tables...by eck, what a choir. Great audience and they gave me tea n biscuits afterwards...proper Lancashire folk! 👍❤️👍

When I'm feeling down I bake, A glass of milk, a piece of cake, 🥛🍰 Another day, should I risk it? ...
18/08/2026

When I'm feeling down I bake,
A glass of milk, a piece of cake, 🥛🍰
Another day, should I risk it?
Have a brew, dunk a biscuit? ☕️🫓
Then I'll have an empty cup
To add to Life's bowl of washing up. 😒
'Get up and go' has gone, that said,
I'll go to my kitchen and bake some bread. 🍞

11/08/2026

Meeting this evening with the Lancashire Poetry Relay Team and guest performers to plan this year's Lancashire Day Show. A Music Hall Extravaganza with lots of Lancashire history, interesting facts, poems, comedy and songs to join in with. Watch this space for follow ups! 👍😊

11/08/2026

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A lovely afternoon at St. Peters entertaining the Monday Club members with funny poems and a good ol' singalong...with tea n biscuits!
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Found the pie poem I wrote ages ago...
09/08/2026

Found the pie poem I wrote ages ago...

Mmmmm...cheese n onion pies, straight from the oven...I love the smell of em while they cool down....😋😋👍👍😊....I have a p...
09/08/2026

Mmmmm...cheese n onion pies, straight from the oven...I love the smell of em while they cool down....😋😋👍👍😊....I have a pie poem somewhere...I'll see if I can find it and post it later.....meanwhile I'm thinking about mushy peas....pie n peas...good old Lancashire grub! 👍😋

08/08/2026

Preparing for my one woman show for the lovely peeps at St Peters Monday Club
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🤣Ave a laff wi a Lancashire Lass! 🤣

08/08/2026

A new cheeky poem for walkers and out doorsy types...

01/08/2026

Poem for mountain bikers on forest tracks..

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