BLTdeals You're Having a laugh

09/06/2023

Kane is Jealous and wants to leave spurs so he can go to aclub a win trophies ..But would we want him???????,

27/02/2023

12/01/2023

Inheritance

12/01/2023

I came out of the chip shop with a meat & potato pie, large chips, mushy peas & a jumbo sausage. A poor homeless man sitting there said “I've not eaten for two days.” I told him, “I wish I had your will power!

I took my biology exam last Friday. I was asked to name two things commonly found in cells.
Apparently "Blacks and Romanian Gypsies" were not the correct answers.

A fat girl served me in McDonald's at lunch time today. She said, “Sorry about the wait.”
I said, “Don't worry dear. You might lose it eventually."

I walked past a black kid sitting at a bus stop, as I went into the bank. When I came out, he looked at me and said, “Any change?” I said “No, you're still black”.

Snow in the forecast! The TV weather girl said, she was expecting 8 inches tonight.
I thought to myself, "Fat chance with a face like that!"

Years ago it was suggested, that an apple a day kept the doctor away. But since all the doctors are now muslims, I've found that a bacon sandwich works better !

I had a Trivia Competition in the bag until the very last question....which I got wrong. The question was, "Where do women have the curliest hair?" Apparently the correct answer was Fiji.

29/12/2022

Why the boss is the boss

29/12/2022

Could you go??????

29/12/2022

Good Friends

29/12/2022

Cancel The fishing

29/12/2022

To any male who wants an excuse

08/12/2022

More Gift Ideas for married men

05/07/2022

Lifes Not fair😂