Toxic Park Lough Neagh

Toxic Park Lough Neagh Visit Lough Neagh’s Algae Kingdom, meet The Magical Microbes, and bid farewell to the biodiversity of old.

https://action.friendsoftheearth.uk/petition/help-save-uks-largest-lake-lough-neagh

03/10/2025

Follow the link in our bio and sign the petition to save our Lough Neagh, the UK and Ireland’s largest lake.

Original footage by ThoughtBoxes.
Additional footage courtesy of Stephen J Reid.

Why chase the Northern Lights when Northern Ireland has its own glowing wonder?Step aboard Toxic Park’s newest attractio...
02/10/2025

Why chase the Northern Lights when Northern Ireland has its own glowing wonder?
Step aboard Toxic Park’s newest attraction, The Bloom Lagoon! Drift through Lough Neagh’s luminous green currents, where the air is thick with eau de cyanobacteria and the glow is anything but celestial.

No passport. No parka. Just phosphates.

30/09/2025

Today’s school assembly came with a reassuring message: don’t worry, kids! The green sludge in Lough Neagh isn’t your problem, it’s just progress at work. At Toxic Park, we like to start early. Why not teach children that dead fish and toxic blooms are simply minor side effects of progression?

Accept it in the classroom, and you’ll swallow it as an adult!

Get ready to cuddle the chaos.As Toxic Park Lough Neagh edges closer to opening day, we’re filling the shelves with souv...
27/09/2025

Get ready to cuddle the chaos.

As Toxic Park Lough Neagh edges closer to opening day, we’re filling the shelves with souvenirs you’ll never forget.
Our Cuddly Contaminants bring the bloom straight to your bedroom, soft, snuggly, and lightly sewage-scented. Because nothing says ‘family day out’ quite like toxic microbes you can actually hug!

Entry granted. Warnings ignored. Welcome to Toxic Park!Please keep your arms inside the vehicle, and your drinking water...
25/09/2025

Entry granted. Warnings ignored. Welcome to Toxic Park!

Please keep your arms inside the vehicle, and your drinking water strictly bottled.

23/09/2025

Welcome to Toxic Park, where the shimmer on the water isn’t sunlight, and the smell in the air isn’t nostalgia.
Experience our immersive decay zones, water features of questionable origin, and all the thrills of ecological collapse.

Coming soon on the shores of Lough Neagh. Because when you can’t clean it up… you might as well monetise it.

19/09/2025

Toxic Park, Not Everyone’s Queuing Up

The gates aren’t open yet but opinions are already pouring in. From raised eyebrows to outright disbelief, our latest vox pop captures what people really think of Lough Neagh’s newest (and greenest) attraction. Spoiler alert, not everyone’s packing a picnic and heading for the algal bloom.

Step right up! Step right up!Inspired by the footage of lifeless fish washed up on a toxic algae carpet on Lough Neagh, ...
02/09/2025

Step right up! Step right up!
Inspired by the footage of lifeless fish washed up on a toxic algae carpet on Lough Neagh, comes our latest attraction… Dead Fish Dodgems! Because what some call a crisis, we call entertainment!

Toxic Park, where the rides are lifeless, but the satire isn’t. 🎟️🐟

Friends of the Earth Northern Ireland Surfers Against Sewage Fridays For Future - Northern Ireland Extinction Rebellion Ireland The Conservation Volunteers Northern Ireland Ulster Wildlife RSPB Northern Ireland Northern Ireland Marine Task Force Northern Ireland Environment Link Ballinderry Rivers Trust Northern Ireland Rural Women's Network Sustainable NI Ulster Angling Federation Northern Ireland Federation of Sea Anglers Save Our Sperrins No Gas Caverns Save Our Lagan Friends of the Earth Ireland Progressive Politics NI People Before Profit Circle Line Belfast Captain Paul Watson Foundation UK Flossie And The Beach Cleaners Gweebarra Conservation Group Love Leitrim The Fossil Fuel Non-Proliferation Treaty Ethical Farming Ireland Social Change Initiative Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission Jake O'Kane Oxfam, Ireland

Step right up! Step right up!Inspired by the footage of lifeless fish washed up on a toxic algae carpet on Lough Neagh, ...
02/09/2025

Step right up! Step right up!
Inspired by the footage of lifeless fish washed up on a toxic algae carpet on Lough Neagh, comes our latest attraction… Dead Fish Dodgems! Because what some call a crisis, we call entertainment!

Toxic Park, where the rides are lifeless, but the satire isn’t. 🎟️🐟

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Toxic Park launch event today, 30th August, in Belfast city centre at the aptly named No. 2, Royal Avenue. Sign up for y...
30/08/2025

Toxic Park launch event today, 30th August, in Belfast city centre at the aptly named No. 2, Royal Avenue. Sign up for your tickets, sink a glass (or two) of fizzy salmonella, and leave with a dead fish in a bag.

Friends of the Earth Northern IrelandSurfers Against SewageFridays For Future - Northern Ireland Extinction Rebellion Ireland The Conservation Volunteers Northern Ireland Ulster Wildlife RSPB Northern Ireland Northern Ireland Marine Task Force Northern Ireland Environment Link Ballinderry Rivers Trustt Northern Ireland Rural Women's Network Sustainable NI Ulster Angling Federation Northern Ireland Federation of Sea Anglers Save Our Sperrins No Gas Caverns Save Our Lagan Friends of the Earth Ireland Progressive Politics NI People Before Profit Circle Line Belfast Captain Paul Watson Foundation UK Flossie And The Beach Cleaners Gweebarra Conservation Group Love Leitrim The Fossil Fuel Non-Proliferation Treaty Ethical Farming Ireland Social Change Initiative Northern Ireland Human Rights Commission Jake O'Kane Oxfam, Ireland

Join us this Saturday 30th August from 12:00 noon at 2 Royal Avenue, Belfast to meet the team and grab your tickets befo...
27/08/2025

Join us this Saturday 30th August from 12:00 noon at 2 Royal Avenue, Belfast to meet the team and grab your tickets before we sell out!

of the Earth Northern Ireland Against Sewage For Future - Northern Ireland Rebellion Ireland Conservation Volunteers Northern Ireland Wildlife Northern Ireland Ireland Marine Task Force Ireland Environment Link Rivers Trust Ireland Rural Women's Network NI Angling Federation Ireland Federation of Sea Anglers Our Sperrins Gas Caverns Our Lagan of the Earth Ireland Politics NI Before Profit Line Belfast Paul Watson Foundation UK And The Beach Cleaners Conservation Group Leitrim Fossil Fuel Non-Proliferation Treaty Farming Ireland Change Initiative Ireland Human Rights Commission O'Kane , Ireland

18/08/2025

Today’s lesson: Don’t worry your little heads.
A government visitor popped by to reassure the children that the swirling green sludge in Lough Neagh is nothing to fret about, just an adult matter and a side effect of progress.
At Toxic Park, we believe in starting young, teaching pupils that polluted waters, dying fish, and toxic blooms are simply part of the syllabus. Because if you accept it in school, you’ll swallow it in adulthood too.

Sure, same old thinking…. Same old results!

of the Earth Northern Ireland Against Sewage For Future - Northern Ireland Rebellion Ireland Conservation Volunteers Northern Ireland Wildlife Northern Ireland Ireland Marine Task Force Ireland Environment Link Rivers Trust Ireland Rural Women's Network NI Angling Federation Ireland Federation of Sea Anglers Our Sperrins Gas Caverns Our Lagan of the Earth Ireland Politics NI Before Profit Line Belfast Paul Watson Foundation UK And The Beach Cleaners Conservation Group Leitrim Fossil Fuel Non-Proliferation Treaty Farming Ireland Change Initiative Ireland Human Rights Commission O'Kane , Ireland

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