MetroMash

14/12/2022

Tomorrow is our last guaranteed shipping date before Christmas! Just in case, you know... no obligation or anything.

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03/12/2020

Thank you iHeartBerlin.de for featuring our new Berlin map!

Everyone loves looking at Berlin through the familiar grid of its dense subway and train system. We did it to find the way to the cheapest rents, closes lake, o

01/12/2020

Thank you to The Local France for featuring our Paris map!

Have you ever been from Goblins to Donkey Four Roads? You might have done the trip without knowing it, because these are two of the stations on the (very loose) translation of the Paris Metro map.

26/11/2020

🇫🇷😂 Zut Alors! Today we're excited to present with effortless chic our brand new PARIS map! Take a voyage from Jewville to Little Noisy and see what you discover along the way!

Full link below:

https://www.metromashco.com/products/paris-metro-map-literal-english-translation-50x50cm-art-poster

25/11/2020

🇩🇪🤩 We're mildly pleased to announce that our brand-new BERLIN map has just landed in the store! Take a trip from Alexander Plaza to Sh*tbus Gate while you unravel the absurd literal English translations...

https://www.metromashco.com/products/berlin-metro-map-literal-english-translation-a2-art-poster

15/11/2020

2021 Copenhagen Metro literal English translation has just landed!

https://www.metromashco.com/products/literal-translation-of-copenhagen-s-train-metro-map-a2-poster

27/10/2020

🐢🦙🚀 We now offer three shipping speeds! FREE SHIPPING is dispatched anywhere in the world via lazy Turtle. If you'd care for a moderately faster experience, try our professional Llama. And for those who forgot an important gift, there's the rocket-powered HOLY S**T I NEED IT NOW option!

08/10/2020

🧧 99kr SALE! With all-new posters coming soon, we're offering the hilarious English translation of the Copenhagen metro for just 99kr while stocks last! Grab one half-price before they're gone ❤️🇩🇰

THE POSTER We've consulted the finest literary minds in Scandinavia to translate the Copenhagen S-Train and Metro map as liberally as possible from Danish to English. Take a tour from Souldizzy to Sloppy Castle, perhaps stopping at Moistville or Beer City along the way - plus some more we dare not m...

16/04/2019

Need an amazing gift for your Danish friend? The hugely popular S-Train translation poster returns! Only 25 left and we're selling out fast ❤️🚀🇩🇰

THE POSTER We've consulted the finest literary minds in Scandinavia to translate the Copenhagen S-Train and Metro map as liberally as possible from Danish to English. Take a tour from Souldizzy to Sloppy Castle, perhaps stopping at Moistville or Beer City along the way - plus some more we dare not m...

15/12/2018

https://www.metromashco.com/products/literal-translation-of-copenhagen-s-train-metro-map-a2-poster

Har du brug for en fantastik julegave til dine danske venner? Den populære s-togs oversættelse er tilbage! Der er kun 50 styks tilbage i år, og vi sælger dem hurtigt ❤️ 🚀 🇩🇰

12/12/2018

Copenhagen has many stereotypes and legends. Discover them on this amazing map 🇩🇰🤣

https://www.metromashco.com/products/judgemental-copenhagen-hand-illustrated-a2-print

11/12/2018

Go from Swanwill to Ear Health via Kings New Square, and many others, on the translated S-Tog map!

https://www.metromashco.com/products/literal-translation-of-copenhagen-s-train-metro-map-a2-poster