25/03/2020
THE FINAL STRAW
Guy tries to get inside a bar.
He is refused entrance because 10 customers are already inside.
He Waits outside for 1 customer to leave.
After 6 hours of waiting outside he manages to get inside.
He Heads towards the bar and orders a mojito.
Is given a mojito without a straw.
He Complains about not receiving a straw
and is told that it's a safety measure do to the recent coronavirus pandemic.
He Goes to sit down to enjoy his mojito and is told to keep his distance from the other 9 customers.
He then takes out of his pocket a straw and attempts to drink his mojito with it.
Is immediately told that straws are forbidden
and is requested to hand in his broken straw.
Confusingly he obeys the barman's request and hands him his straw.
He Exhales and decides to go to the toilet to get some relief,
He notices the toilets being locked with a sign saying "do to coronavirus toilets are not in operation till the end of the year".
He Exhales again, goes back to his table
hoping to take a refreshing sip of his mojito
and notices the mojito missing.
He then asks the barman about the whereabouts of his mojito
on which the barman responds
"do to the coronavirus unattended drinks are considered a health risk and will be removed immediately".
He Exhales again and asks the barman if he can get a shot.
The barman tells him "yes of course, what kind of shot?"
The guy replies "Headshot. Please put a bullet in my head. I don't want to live like this"
On which the barman responds
"I'm sorry sir but we have just closed".
