Mike Dynamo

06/25/2026

We need to talk more about President Trump's breath. The woman he's holding far too close for a married man must mean his breath smells like pickled garbage. We know you don't wash your legs, but at least do your mouth.

06/24/2026

Night Ledger by Mike Dynamo x Dubberman came out recently. We're looking at making a few more videos, too. Here's a piece of one right now!

This goes out to all the Stupid Stupid Men and all the stupid things we say/do/go to jail for.

06/22/2026

Booo! Columbus booo! You suck just like my suburban education!

https://open.substack.com/pub/dynamoverse/p/i-hate-how-i-was-taught-american?r=2zt1&utm_campaign=post&utm_medium=web&showWelcomeOnShare=true

06/22/2026

Just heard Record Exec Clive Davis (FINALLY) died at 94.
Get ready!
Mariah Carey is going to throw a HUGE party

06/18/2026

I want one of the blueberry bagels you buy from a bagel shop.

06/13/2026

Explosion Mami...

06/07/2026

Music videos! We need more MUSIC VIDEOS. Here's a music video from Mike Dynamo X Dubberman. It's called Explosion Mami. It's about "the woman with the bombs."

It's quite an EXPLOSIVE story.

06/04/2026

Danger Zone! One would think that line was created by Kenny Loggins for the film Top Gun starring Tom Cruise. Not true! The place it happened before was the 1970s Jackson 5 song called "The Love You Save." More like "Highway to the Jackson Zone," amIrite?

06/03/2026

I didn't know Ken Paxton, the Texas senatorial candidate, only got one day in jail for his child s*x trafficking. Isn't that WEIRD, you guys!

Critics are pointing to two other serious felony cases that the attorney general’s prosecutors took to trial that ended in mistrials and, eventually, plea deals.

06/02/2026

My favorite thing about President Trump is how he does the opposite of everything he says he's going to do. Oh… and that he farts and/or poops his pants a lot.