26/08/2026
“Just as soon as I walk in
It’s like all eyes on me
So I try to avoid any eye contact
‘Cause if I do that then it opens the door for conversation
Like I want that... I’m not looking for extra attention
I just want to be just like you
Blend in with the rest of the room
Maybe just point me to the closest restroom
I don’t need no fu***ng man servant
Trying to follow me around and wipe my ass
Laugh at every single joke I crack
And half of them ain’t even funny like
“Ha!, Marshall you’re so funny man, you should be a comedian, God damn”
Unfortunately I am, but I just hide behind the tears of a clown”
Beautiful, Eminem