We Are Not Gemüsed

We Are Not Gemüsed Neukölln's finest vegetable themed comedy open-stage! Neukölln's best open mic on a Tuesday on Richarstr !
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Peace out everyone. See you after the lockdown, thanks for all the laughs!
28/10/2020

Peace out everyone. See you after the lockdown, thanks for all the laughs!

Join the action tonight with @freddi_gralle @maxelias2 @fayinthebox @rohitbhatiacomedy @icannotfindausermame @moni_zhang...
27/10/2020

Join the action tonight with @freddi_gralle @maxelias2 @fayinthebox @rohitbhatiacomedy @icannotfindausermame @moni_zhang_comedy @therealsoulpower and host @cliffy_butt & DJ James Cook !

Join us tonight for a stunning lineup! Link in bio 😁😁🥕
06/10/2020

Join us tonight for a stunning lineup! Link in bio 😁😁🥕

29.09.20 limited seats! Link in comments x
24/09/2020

29.09.20 limited seats! Link in comments x

Don't miss the show tonight ! Link in comments :-)
22/09/2020

Don't miss the show tonight ! Link in comments :-)

An amazing start to the season!
15/09/2020

An amazing start to the season!

We're back y'all! Reservation link in profile :-) 🥬🥦🌽🍅🍆🍠🥑🥒🥔🥕🥜😭
14/09/2020

We're back y'all! Reservation link in profile :-) 🥬🥦🌽🍅🍆🍠🥑🥒🥔🥕🥜😭

19/05/2020
Paul Interviews a Conspiracy "Analyst"

Here’s a clip from this week’s episode (#6 for those keeping track) of “The Quarantine Show”, where I discuss Singapore’s robot police dogs, interview an anti-lockdown protester, and welcome my very first musical guest! Full episodes now available only on my Youtube channel, link below…

13/05/2020
Paul Salamone Comedy

In this week's episode, Gemüsed host Paul talks about quarantine burnout and fake Netflix shows before interviewing the Berlin TV Tower (and some other surprise guests) and wrapping it all up by building a beat out of Tiger King samples! Enjoy! And please subscribe to Paul's Youtube Channel for more: http://www.youtube.com/PaulSalamoneComedy

It's that time again! With quarantine burnout tips, fake TV shows, talking towers, and beats composed of Joe Exotic samples. Enjoy and PLEASE subscribe to my youtube channel at https://www.youtube.com/PaulSalamoneComedy !!

07/05/2020
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul reveals his mutant powers and/or dancing ability...

Zoom, sexy mask dances, and Paul's new mutant powers!

01/05/2020
Paul Salamone Comedy

He's back! Gemüsed host Paul's third episode of the Quarantine Show, featuring new fake streaming TV shows, scary diagrams, and the winners of this month's Abstract Expressionism art contest!

Great new artwork, T-shirts and show cards available in our store. Please help us out while the club is closed. Link in ...
09/04/2020

Great new artwork, T-shirts and show cards available in our store. Please help us out while the club is closed. Link in bio :-)

Hello, happy quarantine everyone - we hope you are doing well. We have some great new merch and ways you can help the sh...
09/04/2020

Hello, happy quarantine everyone - we hope you are doing well. We have some great new merch and ways you can help the show. Please head over to our shop for new postcards, show vouchers + our classic T-Shirts :) Free stickers with every purchase!
http://gemused.com/shop/

16/03/2020
Paul Salamone Comedy

Like everyone else, We Are Not Gemüsed will be taking some time off. What's our host Paul Salamone Comedy doing with his free time? Check this out!

The Quarantine Show! Episode 1... with Kinan Al, shout-outs to my fake sponsors, a dance party, and a review of Netflix‘s awful „Love is Blind“. Enjoy...

11/03/2020

Unfortunately there will be no show this week because sh*t be crazy! Please subscribe to our events for updates.

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18/12/2019

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Thanks for a great 2019, see you next year! @ Sameheads
18/12/2019

Thanks for a great 2019, see you next year! @ Sameheads

The show is going 👌
17/12/2019

The show is going 👌

And that's the show! @ Sameheads
10/12/2019

And that's the show! @ Sameheads

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10/12/2019

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03/12/2019

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03/12/2019

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Amelia Jane Hunter closes a great and weird night 😁
05/11/2019

Amelia Jane Hunter closes a great and weird night 😁

18/10/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul was rummaging around the woods the other day, find out why!

It's Mid-October! Perfect time to roast some LEAVES!!!!

03/10/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul being an idiot for German Unity Day! As always with Gemüsed productions, cheap keyboard beats are at the helm...

HAPPY GERMAN UNITY DAY EVERYONE! Here are 7 dumb mini-songs about the country I've enjoyed living in for the last 12 years. Don't let the light mockery fool you: I can't imagine living anywhere else right now. (For the nerds out there, I'm playing a Korg Volca FM synth with a Teenage Engineering PO-12 drum machine.)

01/10/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul's latest food video -- are you as disgusted as we are? Cleanse that palette with FRESH VEGETABLE-THEMED COMEDY tonight at Sameheads!

Comedian Paul Salamone eats disgusting German food so you don't have to. In today's episode: SCHWEINEKRUSTEN!

25/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul roasts Berlin's Tempelhofer Feld!

This video was shot a month ago and it's already making me nostalgic for the summer...

19/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul continues subjecting himself to things that are not vegetables :)

Today I continue my journey across the German culinary landscape by sampling the dreaded Rollmops -- pickled herring filet. Please suggest other foods to try!

16/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed MC Paul Salamone thinks he's an electronic music producer now... keeping in the Gemüsed tradition of cheap keyboards and beats of course :)

And now, in keeping in the tradition of artists like Ellen Allien, Tangerine Dream, Basic Channel, Klaus Schulze and Paul Kalkbrenner, I would like to announce that I too am now a serious Berlin electronic music producer :) Here is a taste of my first album, which took about 12 seconds to write. (Bonus points if you can tell me the names of the jokes written on my hand in the video from the previous night’s open mic, because I wish I could remember them.)

09/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul is at it again, this time in Berlin's Tegeler Forst!

Another video where I comedically insult the natural world, this time the mighty forest. (Shot in the Tegeler Forst in Berlin, Germany.)

05/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul Salamone has way too much free time :)

STUPID DRUM MACHINE TRICKS — Analog drum machines are making a comeback, and what better way to celebrate this fact than by using them incorrectly? Here I am with my recent acquisition, the Arturia Drumbrute Impact. I don’t really know how to play it, but I do know how to play it wrong! Apologies in advance for the EDM puns.

02/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul Salamone Comedy is at it again, can you guess which lake in Berlin this is??

Comedian insults a lake in the style of a comedy roast. Starring Berlin-based comedian Paul Salamone. (Can you guess which lake this is??)

26/08/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

New video from Gemüsed host Paul Salamone (ironically meat-themed)! PAUL SALAMONE EATS DISGUSTING GERMAN FOOD -- EPISODE 1 -- "ZUNGENWURST"

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=420788901876617

Berlin-based comedian Paul Salamone tries out disgusting German foods so you don't have to. Witness as this brave culinary explorer submits himself to the worst-seeming dishes the Vaterland has to offer.

09/07/2019

Thanks for a great season y'all! We're now on summer break until August 20th!

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Nich Gemused? Why? Ich geje mit meine Walle ins Kino und ist nich gemused? Tragedia. Meine Ślimaken ist nich vomiten. 0/10.