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16/03/2020
Paul Salamone Comedy

Like everyone else, We Are Not Gemüsed will be taking some time off. What's our host Paul Salamone Comedy doing with his free time? Check this out!

The Quarantine Show! Episode 1... with Kinan Al, shout-outs to my fake sponsors, a dance party, and a review of Netflix‘s awful „Love is Blind“. Enjoy...

11/03/2020

Unfortunately there will be no show this week because sh*t be crazy! Please subscribe to our events for updates.

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14/01/2020

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18/12/2019

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Thanks for a great 2019, see you next year! @ Sameheads
18/12/2019

Thanks for a great 2019, see you next year! @ Sameheads

The show is going 👌
17/12/2019

The show is going 👌

And that's the show! @ Sameheads
10/12/2019

And that's the show! @ Sameheads

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10/12/2019

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03/12/2019

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03/12/2019

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Amelia Jane Hunter closes a great and weird night 😁
05/11/2019

Amelia Jane Hunter closes a great and weird night 😁

18/10/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul was rummaging around the woods the other day, find out why!

It's Mid-October! Perfect time to roast some LEAVES!!!!

03/10/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul being an idiot for German Unity Day! As always with Gemüsed productions, cheap keyboard beats are at the helm...

HAPPY GERMAN UNITY DAY EVERYONE! Here are 7 dumb mini-songs about the country I've enjoyed living in for the last 12 years. Don't let the light mockery fool you: I can't imagine living anywhere else right now. (For the nerds out there, I'm playing a Korg Volca FM synth with a Teenage Engineering PO-12 drum machine.)

01/10/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul's latest food video -- are you as disgusted as we are? Cleanse that palette with FRESH VEGETABLE-THEMED COMEDY tonight at Sameheads!

Comedian Paul Salamone eats disgusting German food so you don't have to. In today's episode: SCHWEINEKRUSTEN!

25/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul roasts Berlin's Tempelhofer Feld!

This video was shot a month ago and it's already making me nostalgic for the summer...

19/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul continues subjecting himself to things that are not vegetables :)

Today I continue my journey across the German culinary landscape by sampling the dreaded Rollmops -- pickled herring filet. Please suggest other foods to try!

16/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed MC Paul Salamone thinks he's an electronic music producer now... keeping in the Gemüsed tradition of cheap keyboards and beats of course :)

And now, in keeping in the tradition of artists like Ellen Allien, Tangerine Dream, Basic Channel, Klaus Schulze and Paul Kalkbrenner, I would like to announce that I too am now a serious Berlin electronic music producer :) Here is a taste of my first album, which took about 12 seconds to write. (Bonus points if you can tell me the names of the jokes written on my hand in the video from the previous night’s open mic, because I wish I could remember them.)

09/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul is at it again, this time in Berlin's Tegeler Forst!

Another video where I comedically insult the natural world, this time the mighty forest. (Shot in the Tegeler Forst in Berlin, Germany.)

05/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul Salamone has way too much free time :)

STUPID DRUM MACHINE TRICKS — Analog drum machines are making a comeback, and what better way to celebrate this fact than by using them incorrectly? Here I am with my recent acquisition, the Arturia Drumbrute Impact. I don’t really know how to play it, but I do know how to play it wrong! Apologies in advance for the EDM puns.

02/09/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed host Paul Salamone Comedy is at it again, can you guess which lake in Berlin this is??

Comedian insults a lake in the style of a comedy roast. Starring Berlin-based comedian Paul Salamone. (Can you guess which lake this is??)

26/08/2019
Paul Salamone Comedy

New video from Gemüsed host Paul Salamone (ironically meat-themed)! PAUL SALAMONE EATS DISGUSTING GERMAN FOOD -- EPISODE 1 -- "ZUNGENWURST"

https://www.facebook.com/watch/?v=420788901876617

Berlin-based comedian Paul Salamone tries out disgusting German foods so you don't have to. Witness as this brave culinary explorer submits himself to the worst-seeming dishes the Vaterland has to offer.

09/07/2019

Thanks for a great season y'all! We're now on summer break until August 20th!

#Repost @cliffy_butt•  •  •  •  •Surprise!
02/07/2019

#Repost @cliffy_butt
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Dank Memes Melt Steel Beams
24/02/2019

Dank Memes Melt Steel Beams

Back to "normal" next week! What an amazing night!!
29/01/2019
Comedy in English Berlin

Back to "normal" next week! What an amazing night!!

After a packed night at We Are Not Gemüsed - Berlin New Stand Up Award Heat 1, going through to the semi finals are... Moni Zhang Comedy, Daniel Olel and Tobias Hauser. Runner up was Carl H Dacko !

Spotlight still going strong! Kind of...
22/01/2019

Spotlight still going strong! Kind of...

#gemuse
27/11/2018

#gemuse

TONIIIGHT!!!#Repost @englishcomedy.berlin•  •  •  •  •Tue @ 20:30 We Are Not GemüsedSameheads Berlin, Neukölln @samehead...
27/11/2018

TONIIIGHT!!!

#Repost @englishcomedy.berlin
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Happy Halloween veggie fans! @cliffy_butt #halloween #gemused #neukölln #englishcomedy #comedy #berlin
30/10/2018

Happy Halloween veggie fans! @cliffy_butt #halloween #gemused #neukölln #englishcomedy #comedy #berlin

Damn that's a good one
06/10/2018

Damn that's a good one

We just finished our sixth season -- six years of Gemüsed!  🍅🍆🥔🥕🌽🌶️🥒🥦🍄🥗🍅🍆🥔🥕🌽🌶️🥒🥦🍄🥗 Thanks to all the performers, door pe...
11/07/2018

We just finished our sixth season -- six years of Gemüsed! 🍅🍆🥔🥕🌽🌶️🥒🥦🍄🥗🍅🍆🥔🥕🌽🌶️🥒🥦🍄🥗 Thanks to all the performers, door personnel, and our wonderful audience for making it another memorable year. Have a great summer and see you August 28th!

08/07/2018

Here's the line-up for the last WANG of the season (special 10pm show) -- James Wright, Marcus Jonas, Anthony Ayton, Andrew Ritchie, Ben MacLean, Vicky Gkouta, Friederike Freddi Gralle, special guest DJ Daniel Gutierrez, and more TBA!

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24/06/2018

#notgemused

02/05/2018
Paul Salamone Comedy

This Saturday, check out Gemüsed host Paul‘s comedy game show at Comedy Cafe Berlin!

What great prizes can win at this Saturday's edition of the "How's Your German?" Live Comedy Game Show? Watch and find out!!

25/04/2018

Ladies and gents there is NO SHOW on 1st May as we'll all be out rioting We'll be back May 8th, see you then!

DJ Cliff can teach you the funnies!
19/04/2018
Caroline Clifford Comedy

DJ Cliff can teach you the funnies!

I have the great pleasure of teaching stand-up comedy here in Berlin. I have my first intensive beginners course coming up May4th, its the exact same hours as the 6 week class but condensed in to 3 days, wuuut ! I did my first amazing course with Logan Murray back in 2006 as an intensive and it changed my life forever!! So come and sign up and do your first ever open mic before the weather gets *really* nice :D

haiiii #berlin #comedy #ungemused #xmasjumper
21/03/2018

haiiii #berlin #comedy #ungemused #xmasjumper

Sex in Germany #berlin #bathroom @sameheads
06/03/2018

Sex in Germany #berlin #bathroom @sameheads

We got stickers yo
27/02/2018

We got stickers yo

Happy Valentine‘s Day Berlin!
14/02/2018

Happy Valentine‘s Day Berlin!

Happy „Valentinstag“, German friends! Top 10 romantic German things to do today:

1. Make out at the Bundestag (pictured).

2. Write each either love poems in the Genitiv case.

3. Schedule an appointment at the Finanzamt with no pants on.

4. Fill a flower vase with Wiener Würstchen and light a candle (Bavaria only).

5. Buy every flavor of Ritter Sport chocolate they make, smear it all over your body, then drunk-dial your ex-Liebhaber(in).

6. Watch reruns of Tatort together and kiss every time they say „Ermittlung“.

7. Hug a person from Saxony... also with no pants on.

8. Spend a romantic evening in together comparing tax returns, reciting the fine print on your health insurance plans, and discussing the inner workings of the Technischer Überwachungsverein, and then end it all with a firm handshake.

9. Buy a rose from a street flower seller and then give it back to him.

10. FORM A F—KING GOVERNMENT, ALREADY!!!!

...a message from your neighbor, Paul Salamone :)

09/02/2018
Paul Salamone Comedy

Gemüsed co-host Paul is at it again! 🙂 😀 😮

New sketch: "Lost European Martial Arts!" as demonstrated by yours truly in my best workout duds 👊👊👊 (Help me out and share this if you like it, thanks!) 😃😃😃

31/01/2018
Paul Salamone Comedy

This Saturday! 🇩🇪️🇦🇹️🇨🇭️ One of the most fun nights in Berlin is back! Test your German skills! ️💪 Show off to friends and colleagues! 🇩🇪️🇦🇹️🇨🇭️ Games for native and non-native speakers alike! 💪 Prizes for all participants! Hosted by We Are Not Gemüsed's own Paul Salamone Comedy!

This Saturday! 🇩🇪️🇦🇹️🇨🇭️ One of the most fun nights in Berlin is back! Test your German skills! ️💪 Show off to friends and colleagues! 🇩🇪️🇦🇹️🇨🇭️ Games for native and non-native speakers alike! 💪 Prizes for all participants! 🇩🇪️🇦🇹️🇨🇭️

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