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02/03/2024

I'M AN 𝗜𝗡𝗧𝗥𝗢𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗧

𝖨'𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗄𝗂𝗇𝖽 𝗈𝖿 𝗉𝖾𝗋𝗌𝗈𝗇 𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗂𝗌
𝗊𝗎𝗂et 𝗂𝗇 𝗅𝖺𝗋𝗀𝖾 𝗀𝗋𝗈𝗎𝗉 𝗈𝗋 𝗂𝗇
𝗉𝗎𝖻𝗅𝗂𝖼. 𝖨 𝗅𝗈𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗇𝗄 𝗋𝖺𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋
𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗇 𝗍𝖺𝗅𝗄. 𝖸𝗈𝗎 𝗈𝗇𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝖾 𝗍𝗁𝖾
𝗋𝖾𝖺𝗅 𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝖿 𝗐𝖾'𝗋𝖾 𝖼𝗅𝗈𝗌𝖾, 𝖨 𝗌𝗆𝗂𝗅𝖾
𝖺𝗇𝖽 𝗅𝖺𝗎𝗀𝗁 𝖺 𝗅𝗈𝗍, 𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝖺𝗍
𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗆𝗈𝗌𝗍 𝖺𝗉𝗉𝗋𝗈𝗉𝗋𝗂𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝗂𝗆𝖾𝗌.
𝖨'𝗆 𝖺𝗐𝗄𝗐𝖺𝗋𝖽, 𝖼𝗅𝗎𝗆𝗌𝗒, 𝗌𝗁𝗒
𝗌𝗍𝗋𝖺𝗇𝗀𝖾 𝖻𝗎𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝗂𝗌 𝗂𝗌 𝗆𝖾. 𝖳𝖺𝗄𝖾 𝗂𝗍
𝗈𝗋 𝗅𝖾𝖺𝗏𝖾 𝗂𝗍.

𝖨'𝖺𝗆 𝗍𝗒𝗉𝗂𝖼𝖺𝗅𝗅𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝗇𝗌𝗂𝗍𝗂𝗏𝖾 𝗍𝗈
𝗇𝗈𝗂𝗌𝖾 𝗒𝖾𝗍 𝖨 𝖾𝗇𝗃𝗈𝗒 𝖻𝖾𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝖺𝗅𝗈𝗇𝖾.
𝖨 𝗁𝖺𝗍𝖾 𝗍𝖾𝗅𝗅𝗂𝗇𝗀 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝗒
𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗆𝗌 𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗒 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝗇𝖾𝖾𝖽 𝗍𝗈
𝗐𝗈𝗋𝗋𝗒 𝖺𝖻𝗈𝗎𝗍 𝗆𝖾. 𝖨'𝗆 𝗍𝗁𝖾 𝗈𝗇𝖾
𝗐𝗁𝗈 𝗅𝗂𝗌𝗍𝖾𝗇 𝗍𝗈 𝗈𝗍𝗁𝖾𝗋 𝗉𝖾𝗈𝗉𝗅𝖾'𝗌
𝗉𝗋𝗈𝖻𝗅𝖾𝗆𝗌. 𝖣𝗈𝗇'𝗍 𝗌𝖼𝗈𝗅𝖽 𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇
𝗉𝗎𝖻𝗅𝗂𝖼, 𝖽𝗈𝗇𝗍 𝖾𝗆𝖻𝖺𝗋𝗋𝖺𝗌𝗌 𝗆𝖾 𝗂𝗇
𝗉𝗎𝖻𝗅𝗂𝖼. 𝖱𝖾𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗍 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝖨'𝖺𝗆
𝗋𝖾𝗌𝖾𝗋𝗏𝖾𝖽. 𝖠𝗇𝖽 𝗂𝖿 𝖨 𝗈𝗉𝖾𝗇 𝗆𝗒 𝗌𝖾𝗅𝖿
𝗍𝗈 𝗒𝗈𝗎, 𝗄𝗇𝗈𝗐 𝗍𝗁𝖺𝗍 𝗆𝖾𝖺𝗇𝗌
𝗒𝗈𝗎 𝖺𝗋𝖾 𝗏𝖾𝗋𝗒 𝗌𝗉𝖾𝖼𝗂𝖺𝗅 𝗍𝗈 𝗆𝖾.❤️📌💔

02/03/2024

Happy 😚
New ☺️
Month 🔥
To you 🙏
All guys 🥰

22/02/2024

So earlier today, I washed my boxers like that and spread them outside to dry. I had to patiently wait inside for it to dry so I can quickly pack them in.

Unfortunately, I slept off in the process and woke up this evening. I rushed out to pack my boxers and discovered they were all gone. Someone has removed them.

I was so angry at myself and began grumbling within me. Now the person must have seen the big holes on them.

I had just returned inside when this neighbor of mine came knocking at my door. When I opened the door, I saw her carrying my boxers.

JENNIFER: Broda Gozzy, Good evening o

ME: Good evening Aunty Jennifer. How far?

JENNIFER: I dey. I been remove these boxers outside when rain been wan fall, I no know wether na your own.

ME: Me? I dey craze?... No be me get am o

JENNIFER: But I don ask other neighbors and nobody gree say na their own

ME: I no dey wear this kind boxers o

JENNIFER: (Checking the boxers) Nawa o.. See wetin person dey wear for waist? see hole hole everywhere!

ME: You don ask David? na this kind boxers him dey like wear

JENNIFER: David say him rather wear G-string na wear these rubbish... him say him no sure say na human being boxers e be, say maybe na rag

ME: You don ask Franklin?

JENNIFER: Franklin say him no dey wear boxers.

ME: Hmmm. How many the boxers dey sef?

JENNIFER: E be like say na four. But breeze carry one go throway for where landlord dog dey. Since morning the dog dey use am play

ME: (Angry) Dog dey use my boxers, sorry dey use person boxers play?

JENNIFER: No be small thing. The dog sef put head from where e tear, come wear am like cloth.

ME: (Shocked) wahala!

JENNIFER: I no know wether na to throway dem since nobody get am or go hang dem back for rope.

ME: No throway dem o, just hang them back. Maybe the owner go come for am

JENNIFER: (Begins to leave) Alright na. No wahala... thank you.

ME: Alright. 😢

I promise I'll always make you laugh, Follow me for more jokes 👉 TwTwixt memef@followers

20/02/2024

Me n the hood submitting our assignment
🇬🇳, 🇲🇱, 🇨🇲, 🇸🇳, 🇧🇯, 🇨🇬, 🇧🇴, 🇬🇼, 🇲🇲, 🇱🇹, 🇬🇭Me n the hood submitting our assignment
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20/02/2024

Two Boys Met In a Bar.

BOY 1: Do you know my father is a doctor?

BOY2: Hey mine is also a doctor.

BOY1: Really? I'm 19

BOY2: Wow I'm also 19.

BOY1: That's great, my last name is Thomas.

BOY2: My father's name is also Thomas. Plase don't tell me you also attended Divine College Group of Schools.

BOY 1: OMG!!! I did.

They both hugged each other in surprise, with tears in their eyes.

Then a man asked the bartender;

MAN: What's wrong with them?

BARTENDER: Don't mind those sîlly boys, they're Mr. Thomas's twins. That's what they do every time they're OVER-DRUNK.

What are you ordeal also with drunk people 😂

I promise to make you laugh everyday, also remember to share

19/02/2024

AND INTERESTING STORY 🤣🤣🤣

A wife & husband visited a farm, they saw a bull having s3x with a cow.

The wife asked the farm manager:
"How many times does a bull have s3x per day?"

Manager replied: "6 times or more a day"

Wife: looks at her husband and said.... "you see!!!"

Then the husband asked the manager: "You mean 6 times a day with the same cow?"

Manager said " No, No, with different cows everyday."

Husband looks to his wife and says ..."you see!!!"

And the fight started!

Who caused the fight ?
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

25/01/2024

💔😭Life has made me so quiet
I just wanna listen
No more talking
No more arguing
No more explaining
Just silence 😩💔😭

22/12/2023

One day you will look back at your current situation and cry tears of joy when you think of what God has pulled you from💚

22/12/2023

In the twilight of this passing year,
I reflect upon the moments dear,
A journey traversed, both high and low,
A tapestry of life, my heart does show.

Through laughter's dance and joy's embrace,
I found solace in love's warm grace,
In friendships forged, like gleaming gold,
My spirit soared, forever bold.

Yet shadows cast their somber veil,
And trials tested my will to prevail,
But through the darkness, I found my light,
A resilient flame, burning bright.

With every challenge, I grew in might,
For within me, a warrior's fight,
I faced the storms with unwavering power,
And emerged stronger, hour by hour.

I stumbled, I fell, but I rose again,
Resilience, my ally, my trusted friend,
With each setback, I learned to rise,
To embrace the lessons in life's disguise.

Now as the year draws to its close,
I stand tall, with gratitude that flows,
For every triumph, every tear,
Has shaped the person standing here.

So let us bid this year adieu,
With gratitude and hopes anew,
For in our hearts, the fire still burns,
A flame of passion that forever yearns.

To the coming year, I raise my voice,
With dreams to chase and goals to rejoice,
May courage guide me on my quest,
As I embark on life's endless zest.

In this divine tapestry of time,
I find my purpose, my rhythm, my rhyme,
With every moment, a chance to grow,
A legacy of love, I aim to bestow.

So, farewell to the year that's past,
With memories cherished, meant to last,
I step into tomorrow's dawn,
With the strength of all that I have drawn.

For within me lies the power to be,
A beacon of light, shining free,
With each passing day, I'll strive and thrive,
In this grand adventure called my life.

So here's to me, my dear soul,
May all your dreams find their role,
In this wondrous tapestry divine,
A masterpiece of life, uniquely thine.

This is my end of year message to myself 🙏🔥💯✊

21/12/2023

Pls sorry for the late info
Hello dear, finally my big day has been set after a long wait and contemplating and that it is no longer a secret. I feel that we are family and i must include you.

We have been together in this group for a long time. Its a good chance to get to meet and know each other. I am soo soo happy

Therefore, I wish to invite you all on Saturday, date 23/12/2023 to come and witness me as i walk down the forest to collect firewood to use for Christmas day. Come one!! Come all!!

merry Christmas y'all 🥰🥰🥰

It's December pls place your order
17/12/2023

It's December pls place your order

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉 Koge Nadesh, Akuchu Erica Tsianju, Koge ...
17/12/2023

Thanks for being a top engager and making it on to my weekly engagement list! 🎉 Koge Nadesh, Akuchu Erica Tsianju, Koge Stella

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